Jaslr

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A discharge of varying colour but consistantly pungant odor ommiting from the anus after the act of sodomy.

Dude, I was banging Frederico last night, and he got Jaslr all over my new shoes.

Jaslr by MrTea December 27, 2007

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jaslr

The point of no return during anal sex. Once you have reached jaslr you're going to be walking with a limp in the morning.

I really jaslr'ed the hell out of megalobox.

jaslr by The Great Dizzo September 22, 2003

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jaslr • jasleen • Jaslene • Jaslyn • Jaspreet • Jaslynn • Jaslin • jasiri • Jasraj • jasari

Jaslin

A very Beautiful go to talk to and she’s smart and outgoing and she loves to hang with friends she has a lot of friends and she’s good girlfriend so if you have a Jaslin in your life you might want to keep her because she will always love you no matter what she’s the most happiest person on the world and she is very pretty a lot of guys love her but she doesn’t think she that pretty but you have to tell her she is and that you love her

Wow jaslin your really cute

Jaslin by Mill September 26, 2018

Jaslina

Someone who can make you smile in the worst times, they have a cold heart but they’re soft towards people they care about. They’re also good at hiding their emotions. They have a great personality as well and they’re the most reliable. They’ll always be there for you even if there has been a bad past.

I’d like to have a Jaslina in my life.

Jaslina by ._.XerosT23 June 9, 2018

Jasrah

a beautiful unique girl who is sweet, kind, and wise.

can be loud and has a lot of spunk.

dreamer who is down to earth when necessary
often imitated, but irreplaceable.

appreciative of others
decisive
an honest and loving person who isn't afraid to speak the truth.

She is sweet but not Jasrah

Jasrah by Dwhoops December 6, 2016

Jaslene

Jaslene is the best person you'll ever meet.why?because...
- she will always have your back
-cheer you up
- she's funny
-beautiful and encouraging
-wonderful
-amazing

So if you have a jaslene like this in your life you are a very lucky person

Jaslene is a very bright girl.

Jaslene by Urmomsmygf April 22, 2019

jastreboff

When a guy fills a girl's ass with sperm and piss, and she farts it back onto his dick.

Man sex last night was awesome until she jastreboffed back on my dick

jastreboff by threefirefour February 20, 2018

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026