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A fat person with a small penis. Can't walk for fear of knees snapping like twigs.
This jabroni is a total jarvak.
jarvak by jmcoolguy August 5, 2016
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Jarvan IV 

A character in League of Legends who can jump 800 feet and stab you with a long stick.
Top laner: Jarvan IV is coming to mid
Mid laner: *Ghost's out of lane*
Jarvan IV by A Very Long Stick August 17, 2018
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jarmaker69 

The legendary jarmaker69 hides in the endless shadows of Java programming. He is the chosen one, the one who can compile java code into a jar faster than anyone else.

Praised be the jarmaker!
Have you heard of the legend about jarmaker69?
jarmaker69 by V1leDev May 27, 2021

Prince Jarvan 

A PA is probably the most common male genital piercing -- it heals quickly and is relatively trouble free. It enters the urethra and exits immediately behind the glans.

The piercing is usually done in 10ga or larger, and stretches very quickly. Most men (and women) find that 6ga or 4ga is an ideal size. For some people, the piercing is purely aesthetic, but for others, it is highly sensual. I should add that some women find the piercing uncomfortable.

Finally, be warned that wearing a ring in your urethra will often affect the urine stream -- you may need to sit down to pee."
Wow Bro, I just got a Prince Jarvan today.
Prince Jarvan by GW2 Rocks February 2, 2013
A Jarak is a guy who can typically be seen as a douchebag. He can usually be found at the gym or at the pizza parlor in club penguin rewritten. He somehow has side hoes which is surprising but not surprising at the same time. Jarak actually has some cool tats and he enjoys making fun of people. He is the oldest and maturest person in any situation ever and generally has abs and blonde hair. A Jarak has an 89% chance of owning an android and a 10% chance of going to college. His snapchat stories consist of shirtless mirror selfies or selfies with weird filters.
- Ugh Jarak is sooo mean to me but his abs are kinda sick not gonna lie.
- Omgggg Jarak just made fun of me for being black but he's extremely cool and he's still the oldest which makes him extremely hot.
- Can Brittney GET OFF of my Jarak-Bear?
Jarak by crazylettuce! September 24, 2019

javakiddies 

a person who is new to mirc or java, also see n00b/newb/nub
-The javakiddie needed help with the commands again-
javakiddies by DD07 October 16, 2003
King In The Making

Taking control of Wat He once couldn't control ... Admitting to himself the truth as it stare him face to face .. Taken ownership for his part while forgiving those who helped partaken in it as well ... Moving forward controlling Wat he now have control of .... MIND BODY AND SOUL for which He now have the GUIDED'S POWER STRENGTH AND ABILITY to reach your HIGHEST POINT ACHIEVING nothing but GREATEST...

🔑KingInDaMaking™®
Jarvan is unique he has the ability to fix what's broken with tools of knowledge creating a master piece ... Jarvan
jarvan by Jarvan April 2, 2017
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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