Those people are a jartis.
by ASavageSmug June 20, 2016
Get the jartis mug.To ‘jarvis’ something is a term commonly used amongst medical professionals when a colleague causes a patient to let blood unnecessarily during a routine procedure.
By extension ‘jarvis’ can also mean to screw up something simple.
By extension ‘jarvis’ can also mean to screw up something simple.
Dammit Franklin, if you jarvis one more IV I swear to God...
David really jarvised the Christmas Tree when he put the star on the wrong way up.
David really jarvised the Christmas Tree when he put the star on the wrong way up.
by RTDB September 4, 2018
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A young beautiful, ambitious, fun, bad-ass, Brazilian goddess with a lovely personality that strives for success, to gain intelligence, & enjoy life to its fullest extent.
- She always finds the brightest of situations even when she's at her worst point. She's fun to be with and you'll never have a dull moment when you're with her.
- When you have her as your own, be proud. She's hard to get and once you have her you know you've established something great.
She's crazy, has a great body and definitely a handful. She loves to go out. She's an amazing person to have in your life and she won't turn her back on you unless if you've given her a reason to. She's trustworthy and can cheer you up when you're bummed. F*ck with one and she'll do it 10x as bad. Get to know one, you won't regret it.
A young beautiful, ambitious, fun, bad-ass, Brazilian goddess with a lovely personality that strives for success, to gain intelligence, & enjoy life to its fullest extent.
- She always finds the brightest of situations even when she's at her worst point. She's fun to be with and you'll never have a dull moment when you're with her.
- When you have her as your own, be proud. She's hard to get and once you have her you know you've established something great.
She's crazy, has a great body and definitely a handful. She loves to go out. She's an amazing person to have in your life and she won't turn her back on you unless if you've given her a reason to. She's trustworthy and can cheer you up when you're bummed. F*ck with one and she'll do it 10x as bad. Get to know one, you won't regret it.
Edward: Jaritssa is .... Just wow I'm speechless.
Jacob: Words cannot describe her...she's flawless.
Jacob: Words cannot describe her...she's flawless.
by jajajalepeno November 27, 2011
Get the Jaritssa mug.When, while playing the Friday the 13th video game, a woefully under-skilled and pathetically useless player comes back as Tommy Jarvis.
by Levaphed February 9, 2019
Get the Retarded Jarvis mug.A musical icon, lead singer of Britpop band Pulp, who became popular in the 90's for his unique outlook on ordinary British life, his prolific songwriting skills, his trademark deep voice, and his unusual sense of humor. Recently released his first solo single, titled "The Cunts Are Still Running The World".
Jarvis Cocker: "You'll never live like common people. You'll never do what common people do. You'll never fail like common people. You'll never watch your life slide out of you and dance and drink and screw, 'cause there's nothing you can do."
by ModSoulBrother September 4, 2006
Get the Jarvis Cocker mug.A girl that is amazing in every way. A loveable trustworthy girl that doesnt judge. Definitely smiles a lot. Juicy and scrumdilly-umscious!!!!
by jaquony July 10, 2010
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Why do niggas Faze Jarvis, even when they got a bad bitch on their team?
Why do niggas Faze Jarvis, even when they got a bad bitch on their team?
by TayAHOE November 6, 2019
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