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Jaritssa 

Jaritssa

A young beautiful, ambitious, fun, bad-ass, Brazilian goddess with a lovely personality that strives for success, to gain intelligence, & enjoy life to its fullest extent.

- She always finds the brightest of situations even when she's at her worst point. She's fun to be with and you'll never have a dull moment when you're with her.

- When you have her as your own, be proud. She's hard to get and once you have her you know you've established something great.

She's crazy, has a great body and definitely a handful. She loves to go out. She's an amazing person to have in your life and she won't turn her back on you unless if you've given her a reason to. She's trustworthy and can cheer you up when you're bummed. F*ck with one and she'll do it 10x as bad. Get to know one, you won't regret it.
Edward: Jaritssa is .... Just wow I'm speechless.
Jacob: Words cannot describe her...she's flawless.
Jaritssa by jajajalepeno November 27, 2011
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Jaritssa 

A beautiful brazilian goddess, whose personality shines. Everyone envys Jaritssa. She has a skill in fashion and looking best, and crime scene investigation.
Jim says:She is so Jaritssa!
Joe says:I know right, she's beautiful just look at your thighs!!
Jaritssa by PruneLoaf November 24, 2009
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A girl that is amazing in every way. A loveable trustworthy girl that doesnt judge. Definitely smiles a lot. Juicy and scrumdilly-umscious!!!!
I got to get a chick named Jarissa.
Jarissa makes my dreams come true.
Jarissa by jaquony July 10, 2010
A girl perfect in every way.A girl that is very loveable,trustworthy,and honest.She is a very loyal girl,that will always be there for you.A very shy girl,but if you take your time to know her, you will probably fall in love.
Have you talked to Jarissa,she's amazing
Jarissa looks beautiful.
Jarissa by Cris23 May 17, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026