jarrard

steven fookin jarrard, the ultimate playboy.

I wish i was like jarrard.
Fookin hell jarrard is a handsome motherfucker.

by fookinjarrard September 26, 2019

Jarrad swadel

often described as an unstoppable force with mass penetration. highest penetrative kill rank throughout the globe. child of shaggy and Grinch and the father of Thanos. This force is portrayed as a human figure in the real world. the figure is similar to a Jewish individual.

bullies: *picks on kid*
kid:* swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadeeeeeel*
Jarrad Swadel:* comes out of the ground*
Jarrad Swadel:* eyes turn white*
bullies: * drop to the floor with no genitals*

by wuefguywgfugw March 13, 2019

Jarrad

The best person alive. Has an amazing personality. Is caring towards everyone, especially the one he loves. Very handsome. Goofy as hell. Is awesome. Awesic. Is loved by all. Loved especially by there special someone. Jarrad is the bomb. He is everything that matters. He is love.

Have you heard that Jamie loves Jarrad?

by puppy kisser October 6, 2010

Jarrad

A little fkn twat. Nobody likes him. He short, scronny and a smartass.

Don't be a Jarrad

by HUDDER26 October 3, 2017

Jarrad

the most handsome, loveable sloth in the world who is loved very much by his tangerine... he is the best and i mean the BEST at pokemon and tootle keeping xxx

always be a Jarrad

by tanjydiddledoodles January 3, 2019

Jarard

Jarad is a booty loving boy that has more than one personality.He is the type of boy you would want your pussy on . He is a loving kind sweet boy and is very faithful he also has a very big penis

Girl:I just talked to jarard gf she said he is a freak in the sheets

Friend : okay I would want some of that boy

by Jarard October 23, 2019

jarrar

A huge guy who eats any food he sees and is a horrible driver.

Yaar bhenchod jarrar saara khaana khaa gaya hai.
Fucking hell man jarrar ate all the food.
Jarrar watch the fookin road man.

by mynameisjarrar September 26, 2019