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May I smack you in the head with a nice juicy jarlog?

Hmm, i'll jarlog that!

Let's open up a can of jarlog?
jarlog by TK June 16, 2004
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The most amazing pairing in the universe consisting of James Maslow and Carlos Pena from Big Time Rush.
If you don't ship Jarlos, gtfo.
Jarlos by beepboopbop1 November 5, 2011
1. to befuddle

2. to mess up
I jargogled this song in Guitar Hero.
jargogle by bread infection December 1, 2009

jarlgh boy 

when someones ugly but too afraid to admit it so they endorse it by being basic
you're such a jarlgh boy
jarlgh boy by jarliegh boy September 28, 2020
The act of a human to fondle a man’s testicles
I was jargogled by the vicar yesterday
Jargogle by The Ear of Basildon October 8, 2021
The best ship in the web-comic UnOrdinary written by Uru-Chan on Webtoon. This ship consists between the two characters John and Arlo. Live Laugh Love Jarlo.
person 1: hey! have you read unordinary
person 2: yes! live laugh love jarlo!
person 1: 🧍What
Jarlo by toosmartobesexist April 29, 2022
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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