jargogle
jargogle by bread infection December 1, 2009
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Jargogle
Jargogle by The Ear of Basildon October 8, 2021
Jarggle
A creature that is so crazy and lost in his or her own world that they can't help but stick bike pumps up their ass and and force themselves to fart frantically and fanatically all over the carpet in front of most of his good friends. This person lost his mind a long time ago and at times can be perceived as having Asperger's syndrome (Having/Enjoying very random interests obsessive). These creatures are always right in their own world and no man or living entity can change their mind. Their fathers kill goblins for a living or sometimes work as computer programmers, it depends. But in the end, be careful of these long/wild haired creatures for they will carry multiple diseases from fucking multiple autistic creatures....
Jarggle; A creature mixed an mutated with goblin, orc, dragon, unicorn, marty, oger, hippo, giraffe, crocodile, wizard, becky, chinchilla, horse, zebra, rino, frog, kangaroo, possum, lizzard, dog, cat and midget blood...
They have an obsession with long boards....
They have an obsession with long boards....
Jarggle by B.I.G BAUM June 11, 2012
Jargoogle
to accidentally mistype a word or phrase into a search engine box and be confused, surprised or horrified by the results.
Derived from jargogle (obscure): to confuse or jumble, conjoined with a rather well known internet company.
Derived from jargogle (obscure): to confuse or jumble, conjoined with a rather well known internet company.
"Errm, I meant to type Spaghetti with Cockles. I think I just jargoogled that, I looked at the images and obviously Rule 34 applies." >.<
(example based on real life experience, i'm now scarred forever and will get naughty thoughts eating pasta)
(example based on real life experience, i'm now scarred forever and will get naughty thoughts eating pasta)
Jargoogle by janiceledarke December 31, 2010
jargoyle
A rare sub species of gargoyle that can only be found in wet humid climate perched on ceramic or glass jars. Mature gargoyles can be recognized by an accumulation of mildew.
"I thought I god-damn lassoed a normal fucking gargoyle but it was a fucking jargoyle. God fucking gargoyle"
jargoyle by FuckingJargoyles(MTCMSB) May 13, 2019
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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