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an ancient sea creature distantly related to the manatee; a raptor dildo; an infliction caused by excessive use of a raptor dildo in the anus; an emotion caused by relatioships, relationshops, realtrionships, or realtionships; if you like a chick and she talks to another dude, you'll attack him for no reason like when they do that in cartoons
If I'm the jarlopus type it means I'm the overprotective type too.
by Jarlopus October 07, 2007
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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