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Jaroszewski 

Surname of a group of Polish men with huge penises.
He's huge, he must be of Jaroszewski decent.
Jaroszewski by irhythems July 1, 2009
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Jaroslav Halak 

Slovac word for "super ninja Jedi master goaltender"
Did you see halak play in the 7th game of the Habs/Caps series?? The goaltender was Jaroslav Halak!!
Jaroslav Halak by Habsfan227 April 30, 2010
Do you have a first aid kit in those jargos?
jargos by robtheskater October 7, 2009

jarlsberg 

Pronounced Yarlsberg
The best tasting cheese in existence!!
Originally from Laurvig and Jarlsberg country, South of Norway.
2006 is Jarlsberg's 50th Anniversary
jarlsberg by He's the boxman September 22, 2006

Jaroslav Halak 

A Canadian ice hockey team, previously named "the Montreal Canadiens".
"The 2010 NHL playoffs are underway, with the Washington Capitals facing off against Jaroslav Halak."

or

"Jaroslav Halak is, surprisingly, tied with the Washington Capitals, 1-1"
Jaroslav Halak by montrealexile April 16, 2010
An excellent thing of its kind. Believed to be immortal.
Wow that guy is so cool, his name must be jarosky
jarosky by kind1234 October 1, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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