japama 

when it’s 4 in the fucking morning and you forgot the word to pajama

person 1: “oh shit, what are they called? japamas?”
person 2: “you mean pajamas you dumbass?”

japama by aceofspad3s December 31, 2021

japananas 

a japanese pineapple (ananas is Dutch for pineapple)

hey I have a problem
what is it?
I want a pineapple but also go to Japan. I don't know what to do anymore. I'm freaking out!
Dude, chillaxxxxx! Take a Japananas and all your problems are solved.

japananas by Japananas January 17, 2015

Jamama Bowl 

A delicious snack in a bowl with yogurt and Jello. Must be in a bowl to be considered a Jamama Bowl.

"Guess what my mom packed me for lunch? A Jamama Bowl!"

Jamama Bowl by LuciousSully April 5, 2013

Japanapple 

Japanese apple. Grown from apple trees farmed in Japan. Smaller in size and more juicy than usual apples. Slightly more expensive than traditional Western apples.

Person A: "That apple taste delicious - it's fruity and juicy and miniature in size"

Person B: "Hey I've seen those apples before - they're grown in Japan aren't they?"

Person A: "Yeah these apples are from Japan. They're expensive...They're Japanapples"

Person B: "Oh I Love Japanapples, can I have one?"

Japanapple by Simon Daniele September 3, 2005

jakamahaka 

jakamahaka  (ja ka ma ha' ka) n., adj. 1. a person whose behavior is predictable 95% of the time in a given situation.
2. A person who in all respects shares personality characteristics with 95% of a given social environment.
3. A person who is surrounded by people with similar tastes, world views, or predispositions to topics worthy of discussion.
4. The state of being or acting like 95% of the people in a given situation

That jakamahaka just left the party... Thank God!

He had a good time that night seeing all of those people, but he couldn't help feeling like the jakamahaka that he truly was.

Wow was I totally being jakamahaka that night.

jakamahaka by Jakamahaka April 29, 2005

Japanaman 

A stalker that's based (on military shit) in Japan. He won't leave you alone.

My Japanaman just texted me for the 8th time today. When will he learn? He's getting married too what the fuck.

Japanaman by dingledang May 29, 2013

Japanada 

A mythical country that is said to have been created by an evil scientist. Created through fusion of Canadian and Japanese culture. Rumored to be the coolest country ever. Not yet confirmed.

Ž„‚ÍJapanada ‚©‚ç‚ ‚é, eh?

Japanada by DeathDonut July 29, 2004