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Janosch ist ein toller, hübscher Junge, der mit seinen Augen jedes Mädchen umwerfen kann. Wegen seiner Art und seinem so lustigen Humor will Jeder mit ihm befreundet sein. Er ist ein guter Zuhörer und immer für seine aller engsten Freunde da.
Ist das der Junge mit den umwerfenden Augen?

Ja, das ist Janosch!
Janosch by c.31 May 31, 2020
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used by the scandinavian ketchup giant beauvais (beauvais.dk) to celebrate the success of their own products
wow, this 'chup surely sold great this year. JANOSCH! JANOSCH! JANOSCH!
janosch by Sune Beck December 15, 2008
Janosch is absolutely perfect. All the girls love him and want him with all their heart. He is an athlete comparable to gods. His opinion is ALWAYS valid. His smarts are uncomparable to any. His strength might be that over gods himself. He has never been rejected by a girl, and majority of the time, girls follow him around. His hygiene is superior, and his smell is that of lavender and tulips. Janosch is the closest to perfect person you will ever find.
OMG, Janosch is so perfect, handsome and nonchalant
Janosch by jan00shhh November 27, 2025

Janoscos 

Italian slang for boobs, breasts, tits, knockers, tatas, headlights, funbags.
(pronounced- jan-os-cos)
(in Italian accent) Hey Joey, did you see the janoscos on that babe?!
Janoscos by cpetkunas July 15, 2019

janoshan 

a strong, muscular, luscious, sexy, amazing man of african origin.

he will treat you with utmost respect and being around him is terrific
do you know what he’s like?

yes, he’s a janoshan
janoshan by jackiewack17 October 19, 2023

janosh saint kokot 

rotten fuckin´murderer who killed own son
brute merd rotten shit laier
janosh saint kokot by victim December 2, 2003

janoshan 

a sexy, delicious, handsome, luscious, beautiful, desirable, seductive, beautifully shaped man of african origin.

he is known to have a gigantic penis and incredible muscles.
how’s your new friend?

he’s a janoshan
janoshan by jackiewack17 October 20, 2023
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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