Jantsch 

1. To steal something at a store for absolutly no reason, such as antibacterial soap or little children's toys.

2. To be a horribly depressed person that listens to nothing but Emo music and can be found slitting his wrists at any moment of the day.

3. To do something so stupid that it makes people wonder if you might be legally retarded.

4. To take as much time as you possibly can for something that should only take a couple seconds.

5. To suck Slovakian cock.

1. Did you really just steal that? Quit bein such a Jantsch.

2. That guy is so depressed that he's turning into a Jantsch.

3. What in the hell were you thinking? You just pulled a Jantsch.

4. If you had taken any longer I'd start callin you a Jantsch.

5. I saw you go into that room with that Slovakian guy Jantsch.

Jantsch by Sam and Andy August 26, 2007

Matias Janitschek 

Matias Janitschek (Assholius Erectus) is an animal native to the eastern United States, and is well known for being found wherever their is a copious amount of alcohol. Main food groups are beer, small children and promisquous human females. Very dangerous party animal, it is suggested that if you see one you immediatley call your local animal control, police department or national guard center. DO NOT attempt to capture as a matias' jaws can crush titamium. If you find yourself cornered by a matias start praying because religion is the only thing a matias fears.

Girl 1: Who is that guy drenched in beer and blood?

Girl 2: thats a Matias Janitschek!!!!!

Girl 1: Why's he covered in blood?

Girl 2: He must've mated with Christine!!! RUN!

Matias Janitschek by Turtledyke January 13, 2010

Janosch 

Janosch ist ein toller, hübscher Junge, der mit seinen Augen jedes Mädchen umwerfen kann. Wegen seiner Art und seinem so lustigen Humor will Jeder mit ihm befreundet sein. Er ist ein guter Zuhörer und immer für seine aller engsten Freunde da.

Ist das der Junge mit den umwerfenden Augen?

Ja, das ist Janosch!

Janosch by c.31 May 31, 2020

Janitsch 

It is simply a grandma.

Janitsch do you wanna bake a cake?

Janitsch by Tfuuu December 9, 2020

janosch 

used by the scandinavian ketchup giant beauvais (beauvais.dk) to celebrate the success of their own products

wow, this 'chup surely sold great this year. JANOSCH! JANOSCH! JANOSCH!

janosch by Sune Beck December 15, 2008

jantscutz

The leader of examples

He was very jantscutz about the situation

jantscutz by Foyafucc November 20, 2023

Janosch

Janosch is absolutely perfect. All the girls love him and want him with all their heart. He is an athlete comparable to gods. His opinion is ALWAYS valid. His smarts are uncomparable to any. His strength might be that over gods himself. He has never been rejected by a girl, and majority of the time, girls follow him around. His hygiene is superior, and his smell is that of lavender and tulips. Janosch is the closest to perfect person you will ever find.

OMG, Janosch is so perfect, handsome and nonchalant

Janosch by jan00shhh November 27, 2025