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Jankedy-ass-hoopidy
An automobile that has severe acute chronic problems with all aspects of its existence. Cosmetically the paint is poor, the seats are shitty, the suspension makes horrible noises. At any speeds above 55 a j-hoopidy complains like a jewish mother who just payed $12.50 to see The Passion of the Christ. Functionally the car works as transportation but as far as style points a jankedy-ass-hoopidy has none.
Fred's jankedy-ass-hoopidy is so rusty, stinky, and noisy its a wonder how he bags even a fat chick. Just breathe on his car wrong and the paint peels.
Jankedy-ass-hoopidy by OMGWTFBBQ22 July 27, 2009
Related Words
jankady • jankedy • Jankade • Jankadelic • Jankafying • jankdy • Jankedy-ass-hoopidy • Jankidy Bitch • Bo-jankidy
Jankadelic
Electronic music typically composed on equipment that doesn't function entirely properly or with an intentionally incorrect musical structure.
Their music was funky, but that off-time synthesizer that is missing keys made it really jankadelic.
Jankadelic by Wicker Basket November 24, 2011
Jankedy
Jankidy Bitch
A dumbass female who think she slick by trying to get over on u when she lies about being a dirty whore
Jankidy Bitch by Jankidy Bitch by P.J. Dickerdo June 4, 2018
Jankade
n. a word describing any variety of generic Kool-Aid, particularly grape, and extremely popular with people of the projects.
"Nigga Imma go to the sto' and pick us up some grape Jankade."
"Nigga you can't afford Kool-aid? What the fuck is wrong with you?"
"Nigga you can't afford Kool-aid? What the fuck is wrong with you?"
Jankade by Gerg the Warrior King January 14, 2008
jankedy
Related to "yo shit don't work" "Old tired-ass equipment" Anything 10 years or older costing less than $25 possibly sitting on your front porch for more than a year.
"Your Atari 2600 looks awfully jankedy on your black and white television."
"I refuse to throw dubs on your jankedy-ass Pinto"
"I refuse to throw dubs on your jankedy-ass Pinto"
jankedy by Joseph El Hombre December 12, 2008
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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