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Jankedy-ass-hoopidy 

An automobile that has severe acute chronic problems with all aspects of its existence. Cosmetically the paint is poor, the seats are shitty, the suspension makes horrible noises. At any speeds above 55 a j-hoopidy complains like a jewish mother who just payed $12.50 to see The Passion of the Christ. Functionally the car works as transportation but as far as style points a jankedy-ass-hoopidy has none.
Fred's jankedy-ass-hoopidy is so rusty, stinky, and noisy its a wonder how he bags even a fat chick. Just breathe on his car wrong and the paint peels.

Jankadelic 

Electronic music typically composed on equipment that doesn't function entirely properly or with an intentionally incorrect musical structure.
Their music was funky, but that off-time synthesizer that is missing keys made it really jankadelic.
Jankadelic by Wicker Basket November 24, 2011
Jankedy is used when voicing your opinion on sub-par, extremely bad, unpleasant or inferior things.
"Man, that car is so jankedy. It looks like it is about to fall apart!"
Jankedy by Seth C January 15, 2007

Jankidy Bitch 

A dumbass female who think she slick by trying to get over on u when she lies about being a dirty whore
Fuck Jasmin! That dirty whore is a stupid ass jankidy bitch! I hate that nasty hoe!
n. a word describing any variety of generic Kool-Aid, particularly grape, and extremely popular with people of the projects.
"Nigga Imma go to the sto' and pick us up some grape Jankade."

"Nigga you can't afford Kool-aid? What the fuck is wrong with you?"
Jankade by Gerg the Warrior King January 14, 2008
Related to "yo shit don't work" "Old tired-ass equipment" Anything 10 years or older costing less than $25 possibly sitting on your front porch for more than a year.
"Your Atari 2600 looks awfully jankedy on your black and white television."

"I refuse to throw dubs on your jankedy-ass Pinto"
jankedy by Joseph El Hombre December 12, 2008