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jankady

Man this car is fucking Jankady as fuck.
by Poopmouth July 12, 2005
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Jankedy-ass-hoopidy

An automobile that has severe acute chronic problems with all aspects of its existence. Cosmetically the paint is poor, the seats are shitty, the suspension makes horrible noises. At any speeds above 55 a j-hoopidy complains like a jewish mother who just payed $12.50 to see The Passion of the Christ. Functionally the car works as transportation but as far as style points a jankedy-ass-hoopidy has none.
Fred's jankedy-ass-hoopidy is so rusty, stinky, and noisy its a wonder how he bags even a fat chick. Just breathe on his car wrong and the paint peels.
by OMGWTFBBQ22 July 27, 2009
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Jankadelic

Electronic music typically composed on equipment that doesn't function entirely properly or with an intentionally incorrect musical structure.
Their music was funky, but that off-time synthesizer that is missing keys made it really jankadelic.
by Wicker Basket November 24, 2011
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Jankedy

Jankedy is used when voicing your opinion on sub-par, extremely bad, unpleasant or inferior things.
"Man, that car is so jankedy. It looks like it is about to fall apart!"
by Seth C January 15, 2007
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Jankidy Bitch

A dumbass female who think she slick by trying to get over on u when she lies about being a dirty whore
Fuck Jasmin! That dirty whore is a stupid ass jankidy bitch! I hate that nasty hoe!
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Jankade

n. a word describing any variety of generic Kool-Aid, particularly grape, and extremely popular with people of the projects.
"Nigga Imma go to the sto' and pick us up some grape Jankade."

"Nigga you can't afford Kool-aid? What the fuck is wrong with you?"
by Gerg the Warrior King January 14, 2008
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jankedy

Related to "yo shit don't work" "Old tired-ass equipment" Anything 10 years or older costing less than $25 possibly sitting on your front porch for more than a year.
"Your Atari 2600 looks awfully jankedy on your black and white television."

"I refuse to throw dubs on your jankedy-ass Pinto"
by Joseph El Hombre December 12, 2008
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