Jankadelic 

Electronic music typically composed on equipment that doesn't function entirely properly or with an intentionally incorrect musical structure.

Their music was funky, but that off-time synthesizer that is missing keys made it really jankadelic.

Jankadelic by Wicker Basket November 24, 2011

Jacademic / Jackademic 

Person/People (usually with a university background or a similar form of higher education) who decide to speak in convoluted, very jargon oriented terms about general subjects/topics with the main intent to either: show off their supposed expertise; their superior intellect over their audience; or both.

The main feeling of their audience, however, would typically be "what a long-winded prick..." or a similar negative thought.

Expanding from this, politicians could be described as Jacademics with enhanced convolution and word play abilities.

Term first heard from (Ninja/J-Sel, CoB, 2012)

Professor at dinner party: You know Charles, the stagnant, and you could even say bearish, state of the economy is fundamentally a result of the proliferation of questionable securities and derivatives products offered by major investment banks with the help of their Federal Reserve and Politician friends.

Thought of a general listener: What a Jacademic / Jackademic!

Jacademic / Jackademic by Realityshow October 18, 2012

jankalicious 

adj. used in reference to something that was/is particularly and especially janky, rude, uncalled for, irritating, ridiculous, inappropriate, shitty, or crappy. The term is normally used in an extremely unserious manner (though janky can hardly be considered more so), so be sure to follow its use with large amounts of laughter.

Instead of saying, "That shit was hella janky," you could say, "Ooh, that shit was jankalicious!"

or "That bitch was jankalicious. Who does she think she is?"

jankalicious by I Am MoShmo February 22, 2008

jackadelic 

A picture that is of the sexual nature like porn not gay porn that is jackable.

Man, that bitche's pic is so jackadelic I think I just came in my pants.

jackadelic by billyjoecarmicheal September 23, 2003

Jackademic 

Alternative form for Jacademic:

Person/People (usually with a university background or a similar form of higher education) who decide to speak in convoluted, very jargon oriented terms about general subjects/topics with the main intent to either: show off their supposed expertise; their superior intellect over their audience; or both.

The main feeling of their audience, however, would typically be "what a long-winded prick..." or a similar negative thought.

Expanding from this, politicians could be described as Jacademics with enhanced convolution and word play abilities.

Term first heard from (Ninja/J-Sel, CoB, 2012)

Professor at dinner party: You know Charles, the stagnant, and you could even say bearish, state of the economy is fundamentally a result of the proliferation of questionable securities and derivatives products offered by major investment banks with the help of their Federal Reserve and Politician friends.

Thought of a general listener: What a Jacademic / Jackademic!

Professor at dinner party: You know Charles, the stagnant, and you could even say bearish, state of the economy is fundamentally a result of the proliferation of questionable securities and derivatives products offered by major investment banks with the help of their Federal Reserve and Politician friends.

Thought of a general listener: What a Jacademic / Jackademic!

Jackademic by Realityshow_2 September 3, 2013

Jankalicious 

When shit’s jank but delicious at the same time

“Bruh, look at that jankalicious Waffle House.”

Jankalicious by SailingNinja August 18, 2018