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Jankade

n. a word describing any variety of generic Kool-Aid, particularly grape, and extremely popular with people of the projects.
"Nigga Imma go to the sto' and pick us up some grape Jankade."

"Nigga you can't afford Kool-aid? What the fuck is wrong with you?"
by Gerg the Warrior King January 14, 2008
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Jacademic / Jackademic

Person/People (usually with a university background or a similar form of higher education) who decide to speak in convoluted, very jargon oriented terms about general subjects/topics with the main intent to either: show off their supposed expertise; their superior intellect over their audience; or both.

The main feeling of their audience, however, would typically be "what a long-winded prick..." or a similar negative thought.

Expanding from this, politicians could be described as Jacademics with enhanced convolution and word play abilities.

Term first heard from (Ninja/J-Sel, CoB, 2012)
Professor at dinner party: You know Charles, the stagnant, and you could even say bearish, state of the economy is fundamentally a result of the proliferation of questionable securities and derivatives products offered by major investment banks with the help of their Federal Reserve and Politician friends.

Thought of a general listener: What a Jacademic / Jackademic!
by Realityshow October 18, 2012
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Jankadelic

Electronic music typically composed on equipment that doesn't function entirely properly or with an intentionally incorrect musical structure.
Their music was funky, but that off-time synthesizer that is missing keys made it really jankadelic.
by Wicker Basket November 24, 2011
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jankady

Man this car is fucking Jankady as fuck.
by Poopmouth July 12, 2005
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Jankdefied

that bitchs face is jankdefied
by ToxikSnot October 22, 2007
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jakaden

Jakaden is a person who is funny, attractive and a smart young men and ride for his siblings when he have to and take care of his kids.
This jakaden!!
by Jakaden April 19, 2018
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Jackadextrious

When a person is trained to masturbate efficiently with both hands. Basically being ambidextrious while jacking off.
Guy1: "I usually jack off with my left hand."
Guy2: "Im more of a righty."
Guy3: "Im Jackadextrious."
by Fishy987 December 20, 2010
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