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Jacademic / Jackademic 

Person/People (usually with a university background or a similar form of higher education) who decide to speak in convoluted, very jargon oriented terms about general subjects/topics with the main intent to either: show off their supposed expertise; their superior intellect over their audience; or both.

The main feeling of their audience, however, would typically be "what a long-winded prick..." or a similar negative thought.

Expanding from this, politicians could be described as Jacademics with enhanced convolution and word play abilities.

Term first heard from (Ninja/J-Sel, CoB, 2012)
Professor at dinner party: You know Charles, the stagnant, and you could even say bearish, state of the economy is fundamentally a result of the proliferation of questionable securities and derivatives products offered by major investment banks with the help of their Federal Reserve and Politician friends.

Thought of a general listener: What a Jacademic / Jackademic!

Jankadelic 

Electronic music typically composed on equipment that doesn't function entirely properly or with an intentionally incorrect musical structure.
Their music was funky, but that off-time synthesizer that is missing keys made it really jankadelic.
Jankadelic by Wicker Basket November 24, 2011
Man this car is fucking Jankady as fuck.
jankady by Poopmouth July 12, 2005

Jankdefied 

that bitchs face is jankdefied
Jankdefied by ToxikSnot October 22, 2007
Jakaden is a person who is funny, attractive and a smart young men and ride for his siblings when he have to and take care of his kids.
This jakaden!!
jakaden by Jakaden April 19, 2018

Jackadextrious 

When a person is trained to masturbate efficiently with both hands. Basically being ambidextrious while jacking off.
Guy1: "I usually jack off with my left hand."
Guy2: "Im more of a righty."
Guy3: "Im Jackadextrious."
Jackadextrious by Fishy987 December 20, 2010