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Jankedy is used when voicing your opinion on sub-par, extremely bad, unpleasant or inferior things.

"Man, that car is so jankedy. It looks like it is about to fall apart!"

Jankedy by Seth C January 15, 2007

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jankedy

Related to "yo shit don't work" "Old tired-ass equipment" Anything 10 years or older costing less than $25 possibly sitting on your front porch for more than a year.

"Your Atari 2600 looks awfully jankedy on your black and white television."

"I refuse to throw dubs on your jankedy-ass Pinto"

jankedy by Joseph El Hombre December 12, 2008

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Related Words

jankedy • Jankedy-ass-hoopidy • janked • jankey • jankety • janked up • jangedy • jankady • jankdy • janked on

Jankedy-ass-hoopidy

An automobile that has severe acute chronic problems with all aspects of its existence. Cosmetically the paint is poor, the seats are shitty, the suspension makes horrible noises. At any speeds above 55 a j-hoopidy complains like a jewish mother who just payed $12.50 to see The Passion of the Christ. Functionally the car works as transportation but as far as style points a jankedy-ass-hoopidy has none.

Fred's jankedy-ass-hoopidy is so rusty, stinky, and noisy its a wonder how he bags even a fat chick. Just breathe on his car wrong and the paint peels.

Jankedy-ass-hoopidy by OMGWTFBBQ22 July 27, 2009

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jankety (JANG-keh-TEE)

junky meets rickety with skanky overtones

moisha was adament about not crossing the border in such a jankety car.

jankety (JANG-keh-TEE) by jay lassiter January 31, 2004

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janked up

When something is messed up

That car was all janked up.

I can't believe he did that, thats just janked up.

janked up by dtown April 2, 2004

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jankety

When something is made cheaply without quality or is so old or obsolete that is is crap.

I need a new car, but I don't want to buy that jankety peice of shit!

You got the free phone??!! Why would you want that jankety thing??

jankety by Jenny S. May 30, 2006

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jankey-ass

A take on the word jankey, meaning messed-up, broken down, cheap, ghetto, busted, wrong, or fucked-up.

"Did you see that dude's jankey-ass teeth!?"

or

"Who does that jankey-ass bitch think she is?"

jankey-ass by JMilf August 5, 2008

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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