Jankedy

Jankedy is used when voicing your opinion on sub-par, extremely bad, unpleasant or inferior things.

"Man, that car is so jankedy. It looks like it is about to fall apart!"

by Seth C January 15, 2007

jankedy

Related to "yo shit don't work" "Old tired-ass equipment" Anything 10 years or older costing less than $25 possibly sitting on your front porch for more than a year.

"Your Atari 2600 looks awfully jankedy on your black and white television."

"I refuse to throw dubs on your jankedy-ass Pinto"

by Joseph El Hombre December 12, 2008

Jankedy-ass-hoopidy

An automobile that has severe acute chronic problems with all aspects of its existence. Cosmetically the paint is poor, the seats are shitty, the suspension makes horrible noises. At any speeds above 55 a j-hoopidy complains like a jewish mother who just payed $12.50 to see The Passion of the Christ. Functionally the car works as transportation but as far as style points a jankedy-ass-hoopidy has none.

Fred's jankedy-ass-hoopidy is so rusty, stinky, and noisy its a wonder how he bags even a fat chick. Just breathe on his car wrong and the paint peels.

by OMGWTFBBQ22 July 27, 2009

jankety (JANG-keh-TEE)

junky meets rickety with skanky overtones

moisha was adament about not crossing the border in such a jankety car.

by jay lassiter January 31, 2004

janked up

When something is messed up

That car was all janked up.

I can't believe he did that, thats just janked up.

by dtown April 2, 2004

jankety

When something is made cheaply without quality or is so old or obsolete that is is crap.

I need a new car, but I don't want to buy that jankety peice of shit!

You got the free phone??!! Why would you want that jankety thing??

by Jenny S. May 30, 2006

jankey-ass

A take on the word jankey, meaning messed-up, broken down, cheap, ghetto, busted, wrong, or fucked-up.

"Did you see that dude's jankey-ass teeth!?"

or

"Who does that jankey-ass bitch think she is?"

by JMilf August 5, 2008