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Jangs

'Jang' is a noun meaning 'testicle' that has many uses and derivatives. When used in the plural ('jangs'), it refers to the balls as a whole, thus including the scrotum.

Its most diverse and most used derivative is it's verb form, 'jangle'. Strictly defined, this means to strike a male in the balls but 'jangle' has seen other uses resultant of its noun form, 'jangler' (see below). Thus, when used with a direct object (generally a name), 'jangle' means to strike said direct object in the balls. However, when used intransitively, it means to act like a jangler (definition two).

'Jangler' is the gerund noun form of 'jangle'. It has two meanings: first, it is more strictly defined as one who strikes males in the balls. Less strictly, however, it can also be used as a label for one who is equally distasteful as a nut-puncher, generally one who is arrogant, deceptive, or foolish.
"My jangs are itchy today."

"Whoa! Did you see how hard Frank just got jangled?"
"Look at Roger jangling around over there."

"Protect your balls; I hear there's a jangler about."
"Jon just told me he can bench more than that body-builder. What a jangler!"
by GBC The Box November 28, 2009
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jibbly jangs

a term used for a womans brests
damn, that bitch has a great set of jibbly jangs.

all you need is jibbly jangs in your face.
by H4Z4RD February 22, 2004
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Real estate terminology for a worthless lot of land close in but usually not central. a dumpy part of town, often in the flood plain. sometimes is inhabited by those of lesser means. More often frequented by your the reader's sister, used as a makeshift anal breeding/proving grounds.
Mr. Goatse: We've seen everything available.
TubGirl: what about this 'build-to-suit charming fixer uper?
Mr. Goatse: oh that? that's way down in the ๐•›๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•›๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•˜๐•ค, the only the thing you can fix up, is a heroin habit and perhaps build a nasty reputation. we can take a look.
TubGirl: I am famous, people will notice i'm missing.
Mr. Goatse: ...*whispers sweet nothings and promises of humiliation.*
Tubbie: I love it when you call me that! take me Mr. Goatse! have me down in the ๐•›๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•›๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•˜๐•ค.
Mr Goatse: i know a place..its where i used to cornhole the Apple Cider Days parade float queen.
TubsieWooWoo: But..But..she was a rhetard.

Mr Goatse: i know..it was all her "idea". Even the shitty rimjob 69 mud motorboats. for hours, then..then we just talked. it was magickal.
TubGirl: I can do good. I will be better.
i'm trash. Take me the ๐•›๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•›๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•˜๐•ค! i want to piss in a hobos skull.
Mr Goatse: *you promised yourself you wouldnt fall in love.*. *not this one.*...*and here you are with the ring and the folding camping shovel in the trunk! why?? what can't you stop?! shes your client! *At least look her in the eyes this time you coward!*
TubsieWubsie: what's that dear?

Mr Goatse: oh nothing...i said, we can drink hot mad dog 20/20. grape..
Tubsiekins: I will shit it out for you. like a mud fountain of bum shits. i must. it is my destiny.
Mr. Goatse: yes! yes! down in the ๐•›๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•›๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•˜๐•ค.
by Edith Mubauls April 6, 2021
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Jingle Jangle Jewellery

Testicular decorations
Hey Dave, do you want to see my Jingle Jangle Jewellery?
by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
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Wang Jangle

A saying made by the you-tuber: YouSuckAtCooking, which means to mix together.
He often uses this phrase instead of saying mix/stir .
"ya now you just gonna, want to wang jangle all that together."
by KarateCandy12 October 24, 2018
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Hoe-Jangles

A gal or guy who like vintage cowboy (see The Good, The Bad and The Ugly) and being a skanky cum dumpster #siphoe #hotbigben
The girl is such a Hoe-Jangles, her pussy has seen more wieners than ketchup!
The earth is 70% water and Hoe-Jangles is still thirsty for deez nuts!
by British Gal 1973 January 20, 2021
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Janasia

A girl that is very attractive and has the perfect body shape ! Big butt big boobs a beautiful face! She's caring, athletic, funny, sweet, smart , etc . She's shy at first then becomes outgoing .She plays hard to get! She helps people out a lot and is sensitive. She's faithful trustworthy respectful etc in a relationship ! I wouldn't let her go cause she's a KEEPER ! She loves to play fight and she doesn't like saying no . She's strong and doesn't put up with anybody's bullshit ! She doesn't fear people at all. Everyone loves Janasia and loves to be around her . Janasia loves everybody to
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by Instaanon October 18, 2013
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