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JayWalking
When you cross the street through the middle and not at the intersections were you are supposed to. They call it Jay walking, because back in the 1900s in New York people new yorkers would call call tourist jays, and since jays were really impressed by all of the tall buildings they would walk up to the middle of the street to see how tall they were, therefore the word Jaywalking emerged
Jaywalking is ilegal
JayWalking by Cacahead305 September 1, 2009
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jamwalk • jaywalking • jaywalk • jaywalker • jimwalk • jaewalker_ • JamalKamal123 • JAMWAK • Jaywalker of Islington • jaywalketing
JAMWAK
Just A Monkey With A Keyboard - an idiot, faker, perpetrator that tries to sound smarter / experienced than they really are on the internet. JAMWAKs are usually found posting information (usually Googled info) in blogs or threads trying to sound cool and credible but have no first hand knowledge of the topic discussed.
Topic on best motorcycle being discussed in a thread
13 year old troller: The Ducati 1198 SP is the best bike! It has a 1200cc engine that lets me pop wheelies going 80mph!
Posters: STFU you JAMWAK!
13 year old troller: The Ducati 1198 SP is the best bike! It has a 1200cc engine that lets me pop wheelies going 80mph!
Posters: STFU you JAMWAK!
JAMWAK by H8s Fakers November 4, 2011
JamalKamal123
A Turd.Watched despicable me minion porn.Who got a shrimp dick.Who just wants to date ur dad.Can smell man pussy.100% retarded and 100% smells man pussy. Kills happy dancing onions for fun and is your friendly neighborhood Cracker.
JamalKamal123 by ABCitseasy May 13, 2020
jaywalk
jaywalk by The Return of Light Joker November 1, 2008
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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