JAMWAK

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Just A Monkey With A Keyboard - an idiot, faker, perpetrator that tries to sound smarter / experienced than they really are on the internet. JAMWAKs are usually found posting information (usually Googled info) in blogs or threads trying to sound cool and credible but have no first hand knowledge of the topic discussed.

Topic on best motorcycle being discussed in a thread

13 year old troller: The Ducati 1198 SP is the best bike! It has a 1200cc engine that lets me pop wheelies going 80mph!

Posters: STFU you JAMWAK!

JAMWAK by H8s Fakers November 4, 2011

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Jamwa

A fetish sexual act by nature, the jamwa is when one person ejaculates into the nasal cavity of his partner and (very important) the partner snorts in deeply simultaneously.

My girlfriend was snorting cocaine off my penis when I surprised her with a jamwa.

Jamwa by WhoComesUpWithThisShit January 15, 2013

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Jamaking

(Verb) Causing others to feel annoyed or otherwise inconveniencing them as a direct result of your own incompetence

"dude, you're jamaking sooo hard right now. Search that shit up on google and leave me alone"

Jamaking by MRfriendly September 21, 2017

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Jamwagon

Derived from the term 'bandwagon', it's used to collectively describe girls who back up one of their own for sometimes no valid reason other than sharing gender. 'On the Jam' is a vernacular phrase for being on ones period.

Bert: Kate told Donald she was on her period and couldn't have sex. Donald, hearing this, told her he didn't want her to stay over that night and left. Ellen called Donald a dickhead after Kate telling her this.
Ernie: Ellen jumped on the Jamwagon.Surprise Surprise

Jamwagon by Short and Curleys March 5, 2011

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Jambakin

A gassy jamaican.

Whats that smell? Its my roommate he's Jambakin.

Jambakin by Alex9084 October 12, 2009

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jamwalk

The art of walking to your favorite tune

When my favorite tune came on, I just found myself in this crazy Jamwalk!

jamwalk by Jamwalker March 4, 2016

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jambake

the act of "clambaking" with marijuana while rockin' to music within an enclosed area

performing this act, to "jambake", within a vehicle with a nice system and heavy music (loud, fast, bass), i.e. dubstep, screamo etc... is HIGHly recommended

jambake by sikis January 6, 2012

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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