jamjob 

1) A person or situation that is annoying or frustrating, like a moronic boss, a traffic jam, or a crowded bar. 2) In particular, a person you are dating who you go out with a few times to pass the time, but because they have certain frustrating tendencies you have no intention of seeing them long-term.

1) Upon entering crowded club: "We should get out of here. This is a jamjob." OR 2) M.R.: "So how was that guy you went out with last night? You going to see him again?" T.B: "Nah, he lives with his parents and he's a total jamjob."

jamjob by T. Bentley September 25, 2006

jamjob 

when a man in a porno movie has to screw a woman quickly, without talking to her, or being pleasant to her

give that blonde a anal jamjob,the other actor went soft

jamjob by ernest sweigart June 4, 2008

Canadian Jamjob

Originated in Canada, the Canadian Jamjob is a form of non penetrative sex involving manual stimulation of the penis with the hand. Unlike a handjob, the Jamjob involves the use of a fruit preserve (i.e. Jam) to act as a lubricant for both the recipients pleasure, and that of the giver if they so wish to engage in fellatio later on.

It is rumoured that jam was originally used by women during sex to simulate blood during role play whilst pretending to loose their virginity.

Guy 1: "So what happened in Amsterdam?"

Guy 2: "Nothing much man, I hooked up with a Canadian chick and she beat me off with jam"

Guy 2: "Man thats dope, what the fuck, she gave you a Canadian Jamjob ? ahahahaha"

Canadian Jamjob by Blo7T October 14, 2012

Jimjob 

When your partner is tenderly tonguing your butthole (AKA you are receiving a rimjob) and you have the urge to pass gas, so you proceed to shart upon your partners nose and/or face, much to your twisted delight.

Alex: "So then what did Ashley do?"

Jimmie: "Well, she was blowing me, then the next thing I know, she's licking my butthole. I had to fart, so I countered her Rimjob with a Jimjob and spray-farted all over her face!"

Alex: "EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!"

Jimmie: "Let's go get Sonic..."

Jimjob by TexasTittysprinklesLover March 31, 2013

Jamjobs 

-Noun

The outer, front part of the thorax, or the front part of the body from the neck to the abdomen; chest: referring to a woman's breasts, under the precondition that they are large....and awesome.

Look at the jamjobs on that hose-hound.
I went from six to midnight when I saw those jamjobs.
I heard he went motor-boatin' on those jamjobs.

Jamjobs by Jamjobers September 6, 2009

Jabjob 

To find a job very quickly and easily.

"I jabjobbed today. I didn't expect to find a new job so fast!"

Jabjob by JordanMartin December 21, 2008

JamJoey1 

The literal definition of hugs and kisses. Only gives positive vibes aswell as being an fabulous mathematician.

Without the help of JamJoey1 I would have never passed in math.

JamJoey1 by Sealami October 16, 2021