his hairline is a wee bit fucked but it’s okay because you can’t see it anymore, unless you lift his hair up. he also has knee syndrome but that’s also ok because he’s a sound wee dood
A golddigging whore who uses her pussy to acquirething that don't belong to her
Jamie Kelly is a whore who's driving my car around for free and won't return it even though she hasn't made any payments on it. She currently live in wappingers falls ny stay away from her she is a money hungry whore
Yet another coprophilia sex act, involving an old wigger eating dog shit, while masturbating to Jennifer Love Hewitt's fat cottage cheese ass. After he ejaculates, he vomits up the shit, and mixes it with his semen. He then eats the mixture while giving himself a prostate massage.
Jamie Kitchin is believed to be superhuman has the second biggest muscle mass known to man (second to Brad Smith). However this mans ability to pull girls is unrivaled. If you have a girlfriend that sees Jamie, you won't have a girlfriend anymore. It is estimated that Jamie Kitchin has sex approximately 20 times a day. This is possible due to his testosterone levels which are a staggering 100,000 ng/dl. It is reported that Jamie stands at 7'4 and has a reach 97 inches.
Girl: Oh my god Jamie Kitchin! I'm so happy I left that fat midget to bang you all day!
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.