Definitions by Lawty

Swobblenopped

swobblenopped
(verb)

To be utterly owned, destroyed, or humiliated, usually in a competitive context.

“Man, they beat our team 100–0. We got absolutely swobblenopped ”

“Bro talked trash, got one-tapped, and was instantly swobblenopped.”

Swobblenopped by Lawty December 22, 2025

Jasturbated 

An exasperated masturbation session. Often done without or with little pleasure.

"Dude my boss has been on my ass recently, i've been jasturbated after every shift for about a week!"

Jasturbated by Lawty April 7, 2025