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Jamesh Kon
Pronounced: "jam-esh-cone" (stated at 1.5x speed)
"Jamesh kon" is the farsi expression, and english equivalent of "get or gather your shit together."
If you have a Persian friend, or happen to have a Persian neighbor who's generally noisy, disruptive, annoying, or just generally difficult, all you have to do is simply request that they..."jamesh kon."
A quick "Jamesh kon" is the most effective way to get a person to self reflect and become more cognizant of their wild and nonconforming ways.
"Jamesh kon" is the farsi expression, and english equivalent of "get or gather your shit together."
If you have a Persian friend, or happen to have a Persian neighbor who's generally noisy, disruptive, annoying, or just generally difficult, all you have to do is simply request that they..."jamesh kon."
A quick "Jamesh kon" is the most effective way to get a person to self reflect and become more cognizant of their wild and nonconforming ways.
Why are you mowing the lawn at 6 AM Behzad? ... jamesh kon.
That's a nice pair of loppers you have there Ali, but it's 9 AM on a Saturday so... jamesh kon.
Look, I know your shrubs and plants are out of control and you really want to use your pruning saw right now, but I'm going to need you to...jamesh kon.
Is that seriously a wheelbarrow you have there Hooshang? ...jamesh kon.
Put the leaf blower down Ali...jamesh kon.
That's a nice pair of loppers you have there Ali, but it's 9 AM on a Saturday so... jamesh kon.
Look, I know your shrubs and plants are out of control and you really want to use your pruning saw right now, but I'm going to need you to...jamesh kon.
Is that seriously a wheelbarrow you have there Hooshang? ...jamesh kon.
Put the leaf blower down Ali...jamesh kon.
Jamesh Kon by KimberlyDee August 5, 2020
Jayesh
A guy with great personality and appeal. Is popular but opens up with very few people. Good at sports. Is very picky and gets irritated sometimes. Good at giving hugs.
Jayesh by Pseudonymrr July 30, 2020
Jaleah
Is smart, very independent, speaks mind, open to others opinion. Can laugh, may show insecurities but they just need someone to be there from time to time. Great person inside and takes pride of the person outside.
Friend: Hey Jaleah Im having trouble with my boyfriend
Jaleah: Maybe you should give him some space. :
Jaleah: Maybe you should give him some space. :
Jaleah by Poetical Lele January 4, 2014
jakesh
Persian slang word, synonymous with koskesh. Could be used either with an insulting or a friendlier intent depending on the context.
jakesh by Jakeshistan August 9, 2010
Jaleah
Jaleah is a goofy, smart,funny,bipolar, beautiful girl. She has the body of a goddess, she has beautiful long hair, she has a butt on her, and her thighs are just so perfect. Jaleah rides for the ones that ride for her don't ever get on her bad side. She is loyal to her friends and her boyfriend she is also tired of getting hurt.
Boyfriend: Jaleah is different from all these other girls.
Ex: Damn, I wish i never messed up with jaleah.
Ex: Damn, I wish i never messed up with jaleah.
Jaleah by Leahhhbooooo January 5, 2019
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