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A little bit, but like really really tiny. Like atom sized. A random word I made up one day :P
Person 1: Hey did you hear this person got hit by a bus? Apparently they are in a very critical and unstable condition..
Person 2: Yeah. There's not even a jalemo of chance that they'll make it out alive.
Person 1: I feel so bad for them.
Person 2: Me too.
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terror of amarr players who also looks bitchin' with aviators on
jalmon doesn't kill freighter pilots, he makes them self-destruct
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A cool bro that is funny and black and got eyebrows on fleek and awesome.
my nigga jaleon
jaleon by jaleon March 18, 2017

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Julius: That was one hell of a jaleporño
Chris: Nah man that wasn't spicy at all
jaleporño by Pls_let_me_use_a_name February 21, 2019
An amazing person who is funny, cute, kind, and always makes you smile. He tries his best to make everyone happy, and will stick up for his friends.
Jalem is pretty cool
Jalem by L I n n e a June 25, 2021
The amazing, super hot, well endowed boyfriend other girls wish they had.
"Oh my god!" Suzie exclaimed to Gabrielle "Your Jaemo is so tasty".

And Gabrielle thought to her self
"I know, I know...."
Jaemo by Gabrielle February 27, 2004
A real nigga that’s amazing at sports mainly basketball or football he loves too hard for one another and always crazy about a girl when he actually likes one he has good teeth and will take your mom from your dad
Jaleon the bitch snatcher
Jaleon by Skiibo June 14, 2019