jalemo

Name: jalemo Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
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A little bit, but like really really tiny. Like atom sized. A random word I made up one day :P

Person 1: Hey did you hear this person got hit by a bus? Apparently they are in a very critical and unstable condition..
Person 2: Yeah. There's not even a jalemo of chance that they'll make it out alive.
Person 1: I feel so bad for them.
Person 2: Me too.

jalemo by miloreallylikescats June 6, 2023

Words you can keep

jalmon

terror of amarr players who also looks bitchin' with aviators on

jalmon doesn't kill freighter pilots, he makes them self-destruct

jalmon by the entire matari population December 29, 2010

Related Words

jalemo • jaleon • Jaemo • Jaemon • Jalamonet • jaleeoquoing • Jaleiona • Jalem • Jalember • jaleporño

jaleon

A cool bro that is funny and black and got eyebrows on fleek and awesome.

my nigga jaleon

jaleon by jaleon March 18, 2017

jaleporño

A spicy or hot porno

Julius: That was one hell of a jaleporño
Chris: Nah man that wasn't spicy at all

jaleporño by Pls_let_me_use_a_name February 21, 2019

Jalem

An amazing person who is funny, cute, kind, and always makes you smile. He tries his best to make everyone happy, and will stick up for his friends.

Jalem is pretty cool

Jalem by L I n n e a June 25, 2021

Jaemo

The amazing, super hot, well endowed boyfriend other girls wish they had.

"Oh my god!" Suzie exclaimed to Gabrielle "Your Jaemo is so tasty".

And Gabrielle thought to her self
"I know, I know...."

Jaemo by Gabrielle February 27, 2004

Jaleon

A real nigga that’s amazing at sports mainly basketball or football he loves too hard for one another and always crazy about a girl when he actually likes one he has good teeth and will take your mom from your dad

Jaleon the bitch snatcher

Jaleon by Skiibo June 14, 2019

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026