A real nigga that’s amazing at sports mainly basketball or football he loves too hard for one another and always crazy about a girl when he actually likes one he has good teeth and will take your mom from your dad
jaleon is the name of a great. anyone that has this name bestowed upon him shall be grated charm sent from God himself. Jaleon is a person the is selfless, passionate, and loving. they are simple people with complicated minds. very intricate minds so take care of your jaleon.
Jaleon is a dirty black nigga that never showers never gets bitches and is sweet as hell with his eyebrows. He won't hurt a fly. He is a bitch ass nigga and has a tiny dick that makes all the girls run away when they see him on sight. He carries a stench of buttermilk and vinegar wherever he goes. All of this though, can be made up for because he has a younger sister who is an exciting prospect and can be railed any day of the week. She has big tits and always wears nike pro. She is never equipped with bras so it is easy access. STAY AWAY FROM THIS NIGGA!
A beautiful woman who will love you no matter what. You'll easily fall in love with her and once you do you're guaranteed to be in a long lasting relationship. She is the type of woman you never want to lose. She means the world to you and you'll protect her with your will. If you by all means screw up the relationship, you've just lost the perfect girl. You will be known as a Cretin.
Jaeleon. A guy that seems like he's always in a good mood, but deep down he is very insecure. He will always smile even when things are rough. He tends to be very caring and has very big dreams. He's somebody you'll want to stick with in the future, otherwise...you'll regret it.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*