Jalember

The month that never comes

“I am going to by a Ferrari in Jalember”

by Baino39 April 1, 2023

Julember

Used when someone wants to pin you down to a particular date when something will be completed and you don't want to give an exact date. It is surprising how often people don't notice right away they've been bamboozled.

Your new home should be ready to move into, some time in late Julember.

by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

Jamember

Do you remember??

"Jamember" last night

by Heff660 July 18, 2012

janember

Northern Irish (Belfast dialect) word that represents:
"Do you ever remember?"

Often misconceived by the British and Americans as "January" and "November" put together to form a 13th month.

Origin:
Do you ever remember
--> Do ya ever remember
--> D'ya ever 'member
--> J'ya 'nember (ever is ommited)
--> J'a-nember
--> Janember?

"Janember when I kicked ye up da hole?!"

"Janember when I fucked your ma?!"

by Ciarán Gibson July 16, 2006

Julember

The month after Nocembuary

My birthday is on the 33rd of Julember

by Emerald armour July 22, 2021

jilember

Jilember is a none descript month which is used by many to avoid commitment.

Worker: 'When am i likely to get my first pay rise?'

Boss: 'Oh you can expect that in Jilembers pay'.

by Eartha Kit January 6, 2008