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Jakwosis
1. The act of keyboard mashing and somehow coming up with a pronounceable word
2. When your dick hits the toilet bowl when you take a shit
2. When your dick hits the toilet bowl when you take a shit
1. Shit man, Ian's jakwosis game is strong — he just typed out the entire lyrics of All Star by smashing his keyboard
2. Don't you hate it when you sit down on the shitter and cop a fat jakwosis
2. Don't you hate it when you sit down on the shitter and cop a fat jakwosis
Jakwosis by yeetusthatfetus September 19, 2018
Related Words
jakowlew • jakow • Jakowatz • jakob • Jakobe • Jakobi • jako • Jackowacko • Jakob and Ileana • Jakobie
jakorey
smart, talented, tough, handsome, stylish, funny, cool, doesn't like to talk ALOT
loves playing football and basketball
a smart young man who makes excellent grades
a funny and cool person to be around
loves playing football and basketball
a smart young man who makes excellent grades
a funny and cool person to be around
Raymond: What's up Jerome! Did u kno that u are such a jakorey?
Jerome: Yes Raymond, I did kno that I am a jakorey!
Jerome: Yes Raymond, I did kno that I am a jakorey!
jakorey by by BigFella on Dec. 19, 2016 December 19, 2016
Jakwish
Jakwish is a bri'ish person on Twitch that commonly plays with other small streamers like 1SatansSalad, AsianFalcon123, and rohit16. He is a relatively small streamer that plays games like Sea of Thieves, Totally Accurate Battle Simulator, and Yakuza 0.
Jakwish by teleportinged February 4, 2021
Dirty Jakob
A dirty jakob is an akward sex act in a fake fake taxi, where one moment the driver is wearing shades, and the other moment the 3 petite japanese girls are naked having an orgy while listening to hardstyle EDM
Guy nr 1: Hey bro, were you just driving with the 3 petite japanese girls?
Driver: sure did, did a dirty jakob
Guy nr 2: thats epic, no simping in here
Driver: sure did, did a dirty jakob
Guy nr 2: thats epic, no simping in here
Dirty Jakob by Wladax April 13, 2020
Jakov
Very strong and handsome lad. Always ready for a fight. Gentleman, artist, brave, kindhearted, super hot. Will help you with anything you need, a good friend. The girls are screaming when he passes in front of them. Always the most important person in a group, a leader. He has that stare that literally says don't make me start a fight. Very charismatic and romantic.
I would like to be like Jakov.
What is it? A bird, a plane, oh it's Jakov.
Who is that handsome guy? That's Jakov.
What is it? A bird, a plane, oh it's Jakov.
Who is that handsome guy? That's Jakov.
Jakov by wikipediaguy May 2, 2018
Jakob Walrus
Jakob Walrus by Jody99 January 10, 2015
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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