jakow 

When you meet a jakow then you will fell in love, everyone loves him. He have brown hair and green eyes. Will have a beard when he gets older. I is a really pervert person and love girls as much as his dick. Girls who love him will die for him.

Girls: I am in love with jakow!
Also girls: I don't want to live anymore, jakow loves another girl.

jakow by Adrian000 May 26, 2017

Jakwosis 

1. The act of keyboard mashing and somehow coming up with a pronounceable word

2. When your dick hits the toilet bowl when you take a shit

1. Shit man, Ian's jakwosis game is strong — he just typed out the entire lyrics of All Star by smashing his keyboard

2. Don't you hate it when you sit down on the shitter and cop a fat jakwosis

Jakwosis by yeetusthatfetus September 19, 2018

jakorey 

smart, talented, tough, handsome, stylish, funny, cool, doesn't like to talk ALOT

loves playing football and basketball

a smart young man who makes excellent grades

a funny and cool person to be around

Raymond: What's up Jerome! Did u kno that u are such a jakorey?
Jerome: Yes Raymond, I did kno that I am a jakorey!

jakorey by by BigFella on Dec. 19, 2016 December 19, 2016

Jakwish 

Jakwish is a bri'ish person on Twitch that commonly plays with other small streamers like 1SatansSalad, AsianFalcon123, and rohit16. He is a relatively small streamer that plays games like Sea of Thieves, Totally Accurate Battle Simulator, and Yakuza 0.

"Hey, Jakwish is live, wanna go watch?"
"Sure! What's he playing?"
"Sea of Thieves."

Jakwish by teleportinged February 4, 2021

Dirty Jakob 

A dirty jakob is an akward sex act in a fake fake taxi, where one moment the driver is wearing shades, and the other moment the 3 petite japanese girls are naked having an orgy while listening to hardstyle EDM

Guy nr 1: Hey bro, were you just driving with the 3 petite japanese girls?
Driver: sure did, did a dirty jakob
Guy nr 2: thats epic, no simping in here

Dirty Jakob by Wladax April 13, 2020

Jakov 

Very strong and handsome lad. Always ready for a fight. Gentleman, artist, brave, kindhearted, super hot. Will help you with anything you need, a good friend. The girls are screaming when he passes in front of them. Always the most important person in a group, a leader. He has that stare that literally says don't make me start a fight. Very charismatic and romantic.

I would like to be like Jakov.
What is it? A bird, a plane, oh it's Jakov.
Who is that handsome guy? That's Jakov.

Jakov by wikipediaguy May 2, 2018

Jakob Walrus 

A ginger mother fucker who majestically swims the ocean under the satanic moon every 666 years.

Man 1: "holy shit what is that??"
Man 2: "it's just the ginger Jakob Walrus."

Jakob Walrus by Jody99 January 10, 2015