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Guy with big dick that's good at basketball and has a sister that sends nudes
Woah did you see Jakon last night bro
Jakon by A_Guy_23 June 27, 2018
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A guy who farts and does youtube. Normally is recording videos on Fortnite.
I am subbed to a jakon.
jakon by FreeLeaks December 16, 2018
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Jakon jakon72 Jakona Forst jakonator jakob jadon Jaking Jagon jaken jako
Noun - Fuckwit or any other derogatory version of Fuckwit.
You are such a Jabonie!!!!
Jabonie by Duke Able January 20, 2015
Jakin is a meme lord!
Jakin memes the competition
Jakin by Let's get this bread November 20, 2018
He is a funny person, he likes to joke around and can sometimes be annoying but he couldn't care less. He is just who he is. He has the most amazing smile and has a handsome face that will attract girls (even lesbians) or (your) girl. He is nice and when you ask for something from him, he will most likely give it to you. He is smart and has a great sense of humor but most of the time he acts slow and will daze off while listening, looking at something or doing something. He is very trust worthy and can be trusted to do something for you or anything you need him to do. He doesn't like to judge but when he is provoked he will strike back and hit you with facts like crazy. He is thankful for everything he has. He prays for the best for himself and people he care for. People who finds him "annoying" just doesn't know what they are missing out on.
"Jadon pass by girls "

Person 1: Who he is
Person 2: I don't know but he cute though
Jadon by Canudigi May 1, 2017
Jabón is a Spanish word and not to be mistaken with jamón (ham) or queso (cheese), translates to soap. However, it is often used very fluidly such as the word "fuck" and its many conjugations. A common expression is to say that you are eating jabón.
Julia: I love to eat jabón! It's my favorite food!

Vivek: I do as well! I enjoy consuming smoothies made out of jabón
Jabón by TeamKevinC. June 22, 2016

Boughlan Jakan 

An ancient Turkish word dating back to 1000000000000000000 B.C and discovered by the twisted ass of the greatest self-proclaimed four eyed pseudo scientist of all times (A-meyti the asshat) and his excavation team in Qazvin a.k.a city of Kaspians.
He is one of the Z-class celebrities of BBC Persian that nobody gives a shit about.
Booghlan jakan is a compound noun made up of 2 parts:
1)Booghlan (Boughlan/Buglan)
Legend has it that boughlan was a thug or as locals call it "Lut" in the village of "Jupun" near Tehran which in turn was changed to japan by the communists and chauvinists.
2)Jakan
That's an euphemism for the word "Jakoon" which literally means "the place of a$$"

This word was frequently used by ana (nane) Tomeres and ata (daddy) Oghuz Khan to knight the great warriors of ancient Turkish Sumerians and Vikings.
After their death they were buried in a mountain with the same name near the castle of Alamut as a mark of honor to their bravery.
Locals believe that anna Tomeres and ata Oghuz Khan are still alive and the mournful howls of the wolves are from the dead booghlan jakans honoring the the lost soul of the reigning and defending Oghuz Khan the great.
The Ninjas and the samurai are the descendants of Booghlan Jakans.
once a Boughlan Jakan,always a boughlan Jakan
Boughlan Jakan by Ameyti August 29, 2018
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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