Jaken

A thicc pimp daddy

"Who's that pimp daddy?" "That's Jaken"

Jaken by JazzyJax August 22, 2017

Jaken

Jaken is probably the best looking person you will ever meet. You could describe him as really hot and attractive, over the top handsome, extremely sexy and super sweet. He smells better than everything you've ever smelled and it is impossible not to fall in love with him. If he falls in love with you too you're the happiest person in the world.

"Do you know who that good looking guy over there is?"
"Yes that's Jaken but I'm sorry he's already taken."

Jaken by lovebear March 6, 2013

jaken

The ultimate smartest person you'll meet. The Queen of grammar. Someone who sometimes whispers to weird things like lightposts or smartie boxes.

"Shake your head jaken"

jaken by you know October 31, 2004

Jaken

A really funny person with great side comments for school. Always makes your face turn bright red with laughter. Also super cute.

"Whose that great guy over there?" That's Jaken.

Jaken by LaughyTaughy September 7, 2017

jaken

Doing nothing while your co-worker picks up your slack. Principally someone who has been jaken will also belittle you for your hard work.

There has been too much jaken going on at work .

jaken by laborhead October 17, 2020

Jaken

The ship between Jayda and Laken

it’s so true and so real LOLL

“Jaken is so real.” - person one
“I know right!!!” -person two
“nah.” - Laken
“YES” - Jayda

Jaken by anonomouys122 November 11, 2022

Jaken's car 

The best place to make out. In that car your girlfriend will do anything for you.

"Did you hear they made out in Jaken's car?"

Jaken's car by lovebear March 16, 2013