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Jagielkaism 

The Worship of England's Best Centre back Phil Jagielka. Worships congregate at the
Church of Jag.
"What religion are you?"

"I'm a firm believer in the religion of Jagielkaism."
Jagielkaism by The Church of Jag January 5, 2009
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japiemon 

Few have ever seen the Japiemon, and even fewer have lived to tell the tale, but one thing is for sure; this pyromaniac and the Baroness of the Snowman is relentless and will not yield its thirst for more nom until all have fallen.

So beware.

It strikes when you least expect it, but you'll know. Oh you'll know and a chill will sliver down your spine as you hear in the dark night, the chilling call of the Japiemon, "jerp....jerpie..."
A japiemon is on its hunt, run for your life.

Watch out, it's japiemon.
japiemon by beemsum November 29, 2011

Jappiegaming day

A day in which you Celebrate the making of the amazing YouTube channel, "jappiegaming" it is on the 5th of october.
Today is my favourite day because it is jappiegaming day.
Jappiegaming day by Jwvsa June 7, 2021

jagiello 

A complex term referring to a specific smash in tennis where one leaps high inot the air in a kangaroo or gazell like motion and then smites the ball with their wrath.
"i was up five-love and a pulled a jagiello on my opponent, he was very disdained"
jagiello by anonymous2009x1 December 3, 2006
Pronounced "Yah-pee".

Can be spelled Yarpy, Yaapie, but correctly Jaapie as it comes from the Boer -Dutch nickname for men called Jaap (just like Johnny is for John).

Although it was commonly used and perhaps still is, it isn't necessarily a kind way of naming a person because it is often used as a name for the South African equivalent of a Redneck or white right male.

Very often the term was used to describe the kind of Old Dutch males who used to be able to be spotted by their leather shorts, leather hats, full beards, thick stockings rolled over just below the knee that use elastic supports with flashes, etc. even though they were not typically backward or ignorant.

But commonly is applied to any male who is ignorant, backward, stupid and probably inbred and invariably Caucasian.

Broadly equates to the US names that are made up of two names (such as BillyBob, EllaMae, JoeBob, NormaJean, etc) and character types such as redneck, hillbilly, and inbred.
"I want a nice quiet drink with no problems, so I won't go to spit and sawdust bars. Probably full of Jaapies, ain't they".
Jaapie by blueliner49 January 30, 2010
A term used by elitist pricks in the videogame industry to describe a non-anti-aliased image with sharp edges. Generally only used when they can't think of anything else to lodge a complaint against.
OMG! This 1024x768 screenshot has JAGGIES! Never mind that I'll probably never see them once I play the game on my TV, but I think I just cut my eye!
jaggies by TheLostSkeleton August 4, 2006