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the tip of an infected penis
HOLY SHIT BRO! Your Jaglal is pussing like crazy, get that thing checked.
jaglal by Josefuego September 21, 2017
Words you can keep
A: "Amit is petty"
B: "Jalalah"
jalalah by Ajsjwkmqnd February 26, 2017
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dirty jalal 

The process of eating a banana or other high potassium fruit from a stripper's cooter.
Man, I can't believe Kevin did a Dirty Jalal with that girl from the bar!
dirty jalal by Notorious B.A.G January 21, 2013
replacement for stupid, idiot, moron or any other offensive term
maybe you should stop going out with people you find on farmers mingle, you jagaloon
jagaloon by speck19 July 1, 2015
A person who acts like a complete jackass all the time despite their perceived age and wisdom, particularly whilst consuming alcohol.
Man that guy, Jake is a real Jagaloon all he does is get drunk and fuck with people.
Jagaloon by Bacokaj broos February 8, 2018

jaggalope 

A jaggalope is a type of person who is just down right suckish. Usually a person who is a complete jerk and has no feelings for others. Also could be a smartalicky person or no it all. Some synonyms for jaggalope are mean, cruel, selfish, and "hater". Antonyms are nice, kind, warm hearted, and benevolent.Another form is jaggaloping, which could be when someone who is not a jaggalope acts like a jaggalope.
"Dude dont be such a jaggalope"
"Dont diss a ladie, it makes you a jaggalope"
"stop this jaggaloping immediatley"
jaggalope by Neil Bhasker March 23, 2008
A fat ass nigga (he will eat all ur fucking pizza) He is ugly black as shit and shit at sports Jalall is funny as hell tho Jalall Is an awesome friend but he is fat as fuck dont keep ur food around him
Damn Jalall Stop eating the fucking donuts u fat bitch
Jalall by POTT EATERS April 8, 2019
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