Jalall

A fat ass nigga (he will eat all ur fucking pizza) He is ugly black as shit and shit at sports Jalall is funny as hell tho Jalall Is an awesome friend but he is fat as fuck dont keep ur food around him

Damn Jalall Stop eating the fucking donuts u fat bitch

by POTT EATERS April 8, 2019

jalalah

Someone who states obvious things

A: "Amit is petty"
B: "Jalalah"

by Ajsjwkmqnd February 26, 2017

dirty jalal

The process of eating a banana or other high potassium fruit from a stripper's cooter.

Man, I can't believe Kevin did a Dirty Jalal with that girl from the bar!

by Notorious B.A.G January 21, 2013

Jalal

the fuckin best person ever.

Jalal is a fucking g.

by BLACKBEATE March 10, 2020

Jalalabad Jumper Cable

When two penises push against each other to see who manages to finish docking in the other first

"Ishmael and George had a falling out after George won the Jalalabad Jumper Cable contest at the bar."

by spaghettieel August 15, 2019

Jalalalala

n. exclamation made by tribal persons in reverence of triumph.

After a victory in battle, the warriors all came together and exclaimed "jalalalala" with triumph.

by fernandot February 6, 2010

Javallingus

To flick one's tongue around the rim of a Starbuck's lid while driving, in order to find the sipping hole when it is either too dark to see it, or one's attention is otherwise occupied.

"Man, it was so dark in my car, I was doing Javallingus for like an hour before i could get a sip!"

"I was checking out that chick's ass and trying to sip my coffee at the same time... She turned around and totally caught me in the middle of Javallingus!"

by Papasanfolkhero February 15, 2010