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Used in place of "prick" or "asshole."

Mostly in Midwestern American urban centers.
"Benny? That guy's a fucking jag-off."
jag-off by Spanky McSquirts May 17, 2006
A dance competition where the two competitors do their best impersonations of Mick Jagger, the frontman of The Rolling Stones.

For tips on how to Jag Off correctly, watch The Rolling Stone's live performances on YouTube.
I hear Anthony and Brandon are going to jag-off at the party this weekend!
Jag-Off by thundercalves June 28, 2010
A chronic masturbator. Used more in America while wanker is used more in Europe
See also: wanker
Get to bed, you jag-off.
jag-off by adam is so great November 7, 2003
n. A person, usually male, that has an unfavorable personality or annoying habits. Generally implies stupidity or ignorance.
Don't be so surprised he got thrown in jail. He's a jag off.
jag off by Bro May 13, 2004
Any one who angers a Pittsburgher
That jag off kicked my dog
jag off by Henry VIIIX November 28, 2006
a junky, someone who with no self control. Often used by sicilian mafia in movies.
jag off by RED January 20, 2003
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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