Jaden's Theory

Since the earth is flat because a God sat on us, I can explain how the dinosaurs died. God flipped the earth over and the dinosaurs fell to the earths core and the dinosaurs melted. God then picked up the bones and burried it deep into the flat earth.

Jaden's Theory is better than 2 big asteroids colliding.

Jaden's Theory by 69Niggerfaggot69 November 8, 2020

Jason's dad 

A non-exsistant thing

Stacey: that lady has a penis

Joe: oh yeh like Jason's dad

Jason's dad by Jason's dad April 18, 2016

Jason's butthole 

A butthole that is extremely small. I don't even know how he poops.

"Jason's Butthole is so small I couldn't believe he even pooped."

Jason's butthole by JJTheBoy423 May 14, 2018

Jason's mom 

A dirty slut

I banged Jason's mom

Jason's mom by Taco man May 6, 2014

Jason's pants

Jason's pants are so dirty and stinky.

"Would you like to get in Jason's pants?" answer: no

Jason's pants by 2u3iy1 April 24, 2011

Jadon Sancho 

Jadon Sancho is the best youngster in the world. He is too underrated and underappriciated

Who is dribbling like that. Yea that's Jadon Sancho

Jadon Sancho by Sancho_ 7 April 4, 2022

Jason's Pub 

One of Owen Sound's more welcoming and friendly establishments. Attached to it is the "darkside". Literally just another room that is slightly dingier and does not serve Molson Crystal or 50. Also called "The Pube" by many regular patrons.

Guy 1- What are we gonna go tonight?
Guy 2- Go to the pube! Or as people from outta town call it, Jason's Pub!

Jason's Pub by Tenant #2 above Fantasy Land October 2, 2013