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Jakeing out 

To hide like a bitch and watch your buddies die or getting raped top lane by renekton
Dude #1: Help me David!
Dude #2 Ignore that bitch. He' just jakeing out
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Jaden Hossler

The love of my life, also known as a gorgeous beautiful tik tok star who i would give up everything for.
If Jaden Hossler told me to get in a car at 3am, i would do it. No questions asked

jaden hossler

jaden hossler is daddy and is the king of all e boys
omg jaden hossler is daddy and can choke me any day
jaden hossler by daddyjaden July 13, 2019

Jaden Hossler

jaden hossler (n.) the hottest person alive and can get any girl he wants but is already taken by me
boy: hey, will you be my girlfriend?
me at: sorry i’m already married
boy: by who
me: by jaden hossler the hottest person alive

*show boy picture*
boy: oh fuck,shit
Jadin is an adorable dork with a fantastic sense of humor. He never fails to make you laugh. When you’re down, he lifts you up with cute attempts to get a giggle out of ya. His jokes are great, but his caring nature is even greater. Every door you enter, Jadin will be there to open it for you. He’s an utter gentleman and he deserves to be appreciated. Although it may not seem so as first, Jadin has quite the colorful personality. If you actually take the time to get to know him, he becomes even more beautiful to you than he already is. Speaking of beauty, this boys glow up will blow you away, I’m just being honest. Plus, this kid will rant your ear off and you will want to listen, for its adorable and also he tells you the most interesting things. About himself and about his experiences. He’s also very understanding, you can tell him anything and he will comfort you no matter how silly you think the problem is. Not only is he understanding, but he’s very talented. In so many ways is Jadins got talent. No words can describe how much of an amazing person Jadin is and that’s why this definition took so long to write, he’s just too good for this world. Truth is, whether he realizes it or not, he is a masterpiece sent by God to bless this Earth and for that I am sincerely grateful. J.j, if I decide to show you this, happy birthday and thank you for being such an incredible friend. <3
Never have I ever met someone quite like Jadin.
Jadin by SupremeJam May 21, 2019
the most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. He’ll make you laugh so hard you’ll pee yourself. He always knows how to make you happy when you’re sad or when you need someone to talk to he is there. Jaden will always take his time to do the little things that will make all the difference. He may be difficult at times but is the most understanding person you’ll ever meet. Telling him something means it will never get out and it’s safe with him forever. He’s also super cute :) Hes very popular and his friends may annoy you but it’s worth it in the long run if you get time with just him. If you ever get a jaden in your life keep him forever and never let him go, if you do you’ll regret it deeply because he is the most perfect guy.
Person 1: so your dating jaden

Person 2: Yea🥰🥰
Jaden by The yeet parakeet November 19, 2018
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