jacobser 

a looser

Oh yeah you know that one kid Josh? Yeah he’s a jacobser.

jacobser by sommerakathebestpersonever October 4, 2020

Jacobsened 

Adjective: An extreme case of inebriation, invariably caused by a person's unwillingness to leave pub/party/gathering of any kind, this combined with a fierce determination to continue imbibing large quantities of alcohol, while encouraging as many mates as possible to do the same.

Once "Jacobsened", the subject will display many brilliant new attributes including but not limited to:
- Willingness to do just about anything
- They will relieve themselves anywhere or on anybody
- All stationary drinking buddies become targets for any number of bodily excrements

“That guy just pissed on the waitress’ leg, he is fucking JACOBSENED!!”

Jacobsened by Woogy77 August 18, 2013

jacobsesser 

A wonderful individual who is obsessed with the amazing Jacob Sartorius.

She loves Jacob Sartorius she is definitely a jacobsesser.

jacobsesser by sartorius_wifey101 April 2, 2017

Jacobsen 

a kind of beer, also a very loud person, especially when drunk. talks to much. never be sober around this person drunk.

You are way to jacobsen.

Jacobsen by cjacobsen August 20, 2008

jacobsessed 

being obsessed with Jacob Sartorius and their life revolves around him

All Maddie dreams about is meeting Jacob Sartorius, she is definitely jacobsessed!

jacobsessed by datemejacob March 17, 2017

jimmy jacobsen 

is a great baseball player. He is greatly amazing at sports if not he should go down in baseball history. this kid played on mets field thats hot. :)

jimmy jacobsen is a animal at baseball

jimmy jacobsen by dickey wilsonn August 25, 2011

Jacobsexual 

You are sexually attracted to people with the name Jacob. You would absolutely fuck the living shit out of them.

“Yo I heard you were Jacobsexual?”
“Yeah man Jacob is just so hot”

Jacobsexual by FoxxZenn June 30, 2021