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jackwacker 

A person who sucks at life. They are incapable of performing basic and simple daily tasks (with the exception of masturbation).
You have your left turn signal on and are clearly trying to merge into the left lane; instead of slowing down to allow you to change lanes, the Jackwacker behind you speeds up to block your access. This guy is a complete Jackwacker; he sucks at life.
jackwacker by plokmijnuhbygv July 19, 2011

Jacky Wacky 

when recreating Titanic scene and you push your sexual partner off the bed and begin to drown her in urine and say don't let go jack
me and my friend were doing the jacky wacky and he began to drown in me
Jacky Wacky by AAAworld March 5, 2018
A clean version for those jackass fuckers that drive you nuts to the point of road rage but you dare not call them that because virgin ears are sitting in the back seat
son of a...stupid jackwack! Get off the road!!
Jackwack by bigwhitepimpdaddy November 18, 2010

JackyWackyPacky 

The most famous Minecraft shitter of all time.

JackyWackyPacky was born in an BLACK familly, he grew up with his dad and his grandma because his mother died when Jacky was a young child.
"This kid is such a JackyWackyPacky at this game"
JackyWackyPacky by Sliticcal April 19, 2023

jackymacy 

a person who jacks off to porn on a Macintosh apple computer
i just love to jackymacy on my new macbook.
jackymacy by wally712 May 19, 2008

Jackowacko 

Jackowacko means your very solid and have lots of muscles
Hey bro your such a jackowacko
Jackowacko by Jackowacko1874 October 28, 2019
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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