jackymacy

a person who jacks off to porn on a Macintosh apple computer

i just love to jackymacy on my new macbook.

by wally712 May 19, 2008

jackmayifold

can i put my balls in your jaw (your jaw) balls in your jaw. can i, can i

hey do you know jackmayifold?
can i put my balls in your jaw (your jaw) balls in your jaw. can i, can i

by lovequacks 😁😁😁 July 18, 2021

Jackuracy

1. The ability to aim at an object and hit everything but the object.
2. The ability to hit targets while under no pressure but being unable to hit anything after being put under the smallest amount of pressure

"For fucks sake why couldn't you hit that you piece of shit, you've got suck Jackuracy!"

by EmoFaggot April 13, 2017

JackMayOffer

to masturbate.
Jack me off.

JackMayOffer took the day off from work today.

by lola13 July 7, 2005

Jacksmack

A mix between a dicksmack and a jack-off.

What does her dad do for a living?

Nothing he is a jacksmack.

by Bad penguin March 20, 2011

JackyWackyPacky

The most famous Minecraft shitter of all time.

JackyWackyPacky was born in an BLACK familly, he grew up with his dad and his grandma because his mother died when Jacky was a young child.

"This kid is such a JackyWackyPacky at this game"

by Sliticcal April 19, 2023

Jacksmack

Your bestfriend that isn’t friends with all your other bestfriends but is still kewl. Watches a lot of kpop though, he likes twice. ;) ;-;

OMg it’s motherfucking Jacksmack *faints* *gets spit on*

by JACKALOU'S FAKE FRIEND August 29, 2018