jacktart

A retarded jackass

Mike can be such a jacktart at times.

by Shetsher May 18, 2018

Jacktastic

A person named Jack who is fantastic.

"Man that guy Jack is fantastic"
"He's fucking Jacktastic"

by Jack Likes Fire August 2, 2007

jocktart

a sexually appealing female available to sports heros; a sports groupie

The quarterback was eyeing the jocktart across the bar.

by wayne charming May 8, 2010

jacktation

When a woman masturbates a man's penis with her breasts. (derived from the word "lactation," when a woman secretes milk from her breasts.)

Rick was tired of handjobs, so Barb got him off with jacktation instead.

by Led Zeppole September 30, 2003

Jacktard

a portmanteau of jackass and retard that is also used to insult people
hilarity often insues

that jacktard sold his car for the gas money

by PlayDohMan June 11, 2006

jacktard

Combination of a jack ass and a retard

You jacktard you really dont know what your doing do you?

by Boogyman August 21, 2003

fucking jacktard

The most extreme variety of fucktard. There's always one nearby who won't shut up.

STFU you fucking jacktard before I donkey punch you.

by Hannibal March 29, 2003