Describes a
girl who has many large Facebook pictures often with revealing clothing showing legs, chest, etc. which makes her a prime target for the highest level of Facebook stalking - as a porn substitute!
Unfortunately, most asian
girls, even if their clothes are jack-off friendly, have microscopic
15 x 15 pixel pictures; thus, they do not satisfy all the conditions of being jack-off friendly.
The funniest thing is that no
girls realize that guys are likely jerking-off to their pics when they put up "friendly" pictures. Well, after this post, they probably do. But they can't
stop us! muahahahahaha!
*fap fap
fap* - "ahh, thank you Amy, for being jack-off friendly; you just made my day. and yesterday. and the day before. and...."
*fap fap STOP!* - "agh!, damn it Sayumi! i tried to give you a chance, but i guess its back to Amy'
s page. you'd think that the japanese, with their high technology, would realize that
people's monitors now have resolutions greater than 640 x 480. but it's ok Sayumi, i still think you're
hot."