jack-offery
jack-offery by rorschachxp February 28, 2011
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What constitutes a willful, controlled, highly defined waste of time. It must be agreed upon by two or more parties, since both participate in the waste process.
Nick: (enters bedroom) Rowan, come hang out.
Rowan: (at writing desk, furiously writing stuff) Nick! I am writing a chorale! I've used three sequences of secondary dominance! It contains seventeen modulations, and a cantina structure!
Me: Oh neat. Damn, I'm hella tired and stuff. I think I might go take a nap.
A MAD PAUSE
Rowan: (gets up and points furiously) JACKOFFERY!
Rowan: (at writing desk, furiously writing stuff) Nick! I am writing a chorale! I've used three sequences of secondary dominance! It contains seventeen modulations, and a cantina structure!
Me: Oh neat. Damn, I'm hella tired and stuff. I think I might go take a nap.
A MAD PAUSE
Rowan: (gets up and points furiously) JACKOFFERY!
jackoffery by GoatPulaskiSkyway August 27, 2013
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