jackoffable 

Worth masturbating to.

The picture was totally hot, but not quite jackoffable

jackoffable by Brian April 17, 2003

jackoffability 

this is the level of ability in which one may jack off to something (like a picture) or someone; it is completely based on the man's opinion, but it is often agreed upon

it may be stated in percent form,

a high percent is a compliment to the one being jacked off to

similar to jackoffable

Guy 1- That girl is wicked hott!
Guy 2- Agreed, jackoffability=100%

jackoffability by mokey22 June 1, 2010

jerkoffable 

having qualities that evoke the urge to masturbate

Mark: Hey, have you guys see 2 girls and a cup?

Jason: Is it jerkoffable?

Mark: If you're into that stuff....

jerkoffable by eeL2OP May 21, 2010

jackoffalottajizz 

An animal that looks like an elephant with a penis for a noze who ejaculates every 2 seconds

the jackoffalottajizz is the most amazing creature, it has so much semen it can kill a man in a second

jackoffalottajizz by jay n gabe March 20, 2003

jerkoffable 

when someone is so hot it makes you want to jerk off

"damn babe you look so jerkoffable today"

jerkoffable by the jack off all trades September 25, 2025