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jackoffability 

this is the level of ability in which one may jack off to something (like a picture) or someone; it is completely based on the man's opinion, but it is often agreed upon

it may be stated in percent form,

a high percent is a compliment to the one being jacked off to

similar to jackoffable
Guy 1- That girl is wicked hott!
Guy 2- Agreed, jackoffability=100%
jackoffability by mokey22 June 1, 2010

jerkoffable 

having qualities that evoke the urge to masturbate
Mark: Hey, have you guys see 2 girls and a cup?

Jason: Is it jerkoffable?

Mark: If you're into that stuff....
jerkoffable by eeL2OP May 21, 2010

jackoffalottajizz 

An animal that looks like an elephant with a penis for a noze who ejaculates every 2 seconds
the jackoffalottajizz is the most amazing creature, it has so much semen it can kill a man in a second
jackoffalottajizz by jay n gabe March 20, 2003

jerkoffable 

when someone is so hot it makes you want to jerk off
"damn babe you look so jerkoffable today"

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026