jackoffable

Worth masturbating to.

The picture was totally hot, but not quite jackoffable

by Brian April 17, 2003

jackoffability

this is the level of ability in which one may jack off to something (like a picture) or someone; it is completely based on the man's opinion, but it is often agreed upon

it may be stated in percent form,

a high percent is a compliment to the one being jacked off to

similar to jackoffable

Guy 1- That girl is wicked hott!
Guy 2- Agreed, jackoffability=100%

by mokey22 June 1, 2010

jerkoffable

having qualities that evoke the urge to masturbate

Mark: Hey, have you guys see 2 girls and a cup?

Jason: Is it jerkoffable?

Mark: If you're into that stuff....

by eeL2OP May 21, 2010

jackoffalottajizz

An animal that looks like an elephant with a penis for a noze who ejaculates every 2 seconds

the jackoffalottajizz is the most amazing creature, it has so much semen it can kill a man in a second

by jay n gabe March 20, 2003

jerkoffable

when someone is so hot it makes you want to jerk off

"damn babe you look so jerkoffable today"

by the jack off all trades September 25, 2025