jackoffable

Worth masturbating to.

The picture was totally hot, but not quite jackoffable

by Brian April 17, 2003

jackoffability

this is the level of ability in which one may jack off to something (like a picture) or someone; it is completely based on the man's opinion, but it is often agreed upon

it may be stated in percent form,

a high percent is a compliment to the one being jacked off to

similar to jackoffable

Guy 1- That girl is wicked hott!
Guy 2- Agreed, jackoffability=100%

by mokey22 June 1, 2010

jackoff

n. A male who "jacks off"; v. to masturbate. adj. Dumbass

n. He's such a jackoff.
v. Don't let me catch you jacking off again.
Adj. That fucking jackoff guy.

by Ben fuckermother August 26, 2003

Jackoff

1. The action a guy is doing when masturbates.

2. A person who is a motherfucking asshole dipshit. Basically. Also can be called a Jerkoff. (See 'Jerkoff' for more information.)

3. A nickname you give to someone named "Jack".

1. I had some good porn in front of me, so I just had to jackoff to it.

2. Guy: *Slaps girls ass*
Girl: Damnit! You're such a Jackoff!

3. For Jack's birthday, I gave him a card that said "To Jackoff"

by FangPawnFire December 31, 2008

jackoff

to grad the base of the penis and slowly pull to the tip repeatably till you orgasm.

nick: how the date man? john: bad she didnt show i had to jackoff all last night. nick:oh.

by zsadist 28 May 27, 2011

Jackoff

One who your father-in-law disapproves of to marry his daughter.

Billy D: Matt’s a jackoff. Don’t marry him.

by BIGfish50 May 14, 2020

jackoff

a way to increase your risk of prostate cancer, yet addicting

i had a bad day, so i went home to jackoff

by chriso6 January 29, 2009