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jackoffability 

this is the level of ability in which one may jack off to something (like a picture) or someone; it is completely based on the man's opinion, but it is often agreed upon

it may be stated in percent form,

a high percent is a compliment to the one being jacked off to

similar to jackoffable
Guy 1- That girl is wicked hott!
Guy 2- Agreed, jackoffability=100%
jackoffability by mokey22 June 1, 2010

jerkoffable 

having qualities that evoke the urge to masturbate
Mark: Hey, have you guys see 2 girls and a cup?

Jason: Is it jerkoffable?

Mark: If you're into that stuff....
jerkoffable by eeL2OP May 21, 2010

jackoffalottajizz 

An animal that looks like an elephant with a penis for a noze who ejaculates every 2 seconds
the jackoffalottajizz is the most amazing creature, it has so much semen it can kill a man in a second
jackoffalottajizz by jay n gabe March 20, 2003

jerkoffable 

when someone is so hot it makes you want to jerk off
"damn babe you look so jerkoffable today"
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