Skip to main content

jackoffable

The picture was totally hot, but not quite jackoffable
by Brian April 17, 2003
mugGet the jackoffable mug.

jackoffability

this is the level of ability in which one may jack off to something (like a picture) or someone; it is completely based on the man's opinion, but it is often agreed upon

it may be stated in percent form,

a high percent is a compliment to the one being jacked off to

similar to jackoffable
Guy 1- That girl is wicked hott!
Guy 2- Agreed, jackoffability=100%
by mokey22 June 1, 2010
mugGet the jackoffability mug.

jerkoffable

having qualities that evoke the urge to masturbate
Mark: Hey, have you guys see 2 girls and a cup?

Jason: Is it jerkoffable?

Mark: If you're into that stuff....
by eeL2OP May 21, 2010
mugGet the jerkoffable mug.

jackoffalottajizz

An animal that looks like an elephant with a penis for a noze who ejaculates every 2 seconds
the jackoffalottajizz is the most amazing creature, it has so much semen it can kill a man in a second
by jay n gabe March 20, 2003
mugGet the jackoffalottajizz mug.

jerkoffable

when someone is so hot it makes you want to jerk off
"damn babe you look so jerkoffable today"
by the jack off all trades September 25, 2025
mugGet the jerkoffable mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email