jackoffability

this is the level of ability in which one may jack off to something (like a picture) or someone; it is completely based on the man's opinion, but it is often agreed upon

it may be stated in percent form,

a high percent is a compliment to the one being jacked off to

similar to jackoffable

Guy 1- That girl is wicked hott!
Guy 2- Agreed, jackoffability=100%

by mokey22 June 1, 2010

jackoffable

Worth masturbating to.

The picture was totally hot, but not quite jackoffable

by Brian April 18, 2003

jackoff

n. A male who "jacks off"; v. to masturbate. adj. Dumbass

n. He's such a jackoff.
v. Don't let me catch you jacking off again.
Adj. That fucking jackoff guy.

by Ben fuckermother August 27, 2003

Jackoff

1. The action a guy is doing when masturbates.

2. A person who is a motherfucking asshole dipshit. Basically. Also can be called a Jerkoff. (See 'Jerkoff' for more information.)

3. A nickname you give to someone named "Jack".

1. I had some good porn in front of me, so I just had to jackoff to it.

2. Guy: *Slaps girls ass*
Girl: Damnit! You're such a Jackoff!

3. For Jack's birthday, I gave him a card that said "To Jackoff"

by FangPawnFire December 31, 2009

jackoff

to grad the base of the penis and slowly pull to the tip repeatably till you orgasm.

nick: how the date man? john: bad she didnt show i had to jackoff all last night. nick:oh.

by zsadist 28 May 2, 2011

Jackoff

One who your father-in-law disapproves of to marry his daughter.

Billy D: Matt’s a jackoff. Don’t marry him.

by BIGfish50 May 14, 2020

jackoff

a way to increase your risk of prostate cancer, yet addicting

i had a bad day, so i went home to jackoff

by chriso6 January 30, 2009