jackhand

a jackhand is a very skinny boy who has freckles. he is usually either very posh or very naughty or a mix of the two. he is likely good at sport and has a squeaky voice

"look at jackhand over there trying to be cool"

by A L A May 21, 2020

jackhang

Masturbating while simultaneously hanging yourself.

David Carradine died while jackhanging himself, as he was found in a closet wearing women's lingerie suspended from the coat rod by a belt fastened around his neck. Whether he finished or not is unknown.

by Juan Diesel April 18, 2023

Jacklanderseedes

Jacklanderseedes (Jack-lander-see-these) is a rare kind of emerald usually found in central park.

I found Jacklanderseedes!

by GokuAnanta_SSJB April 24, 2020

Jackandkill

Another name for Jacksonville,FL.

Reppin the westside Jackandkill fam!

by Thugginwestside February 24, 2009

JackLand

JackLand is the living space where your dweeby no pussy gettin' college roommate or friend spends all of his time spanking his monkey.

Scenario:

Rick opens door to college dorm: "Justin! Let's go foo' quit fucking JackLanding you goon!"

by BaByFaCePLaYbOy September 27, 2014

Jackhander

When a man grips his penis with both hands, fist over fist (requires substantially sized penis), and then has the partner grasp both of his forearms and create a motion similar to that of a jackhammer. A variation can be done by a woman holding a dildo.

Dude, that chick was crazy, she hopped on top and gave me the jackhander!

by Jackman17 July 25, 2012

jackyhand

A devil above god.

Jackyhand like Jesus.

by around you forever November 21, 2021