1. (N) The combination of emo and jackass. Jackemo is usually used to insult someone. It most nearly means dumbass, bitch, douchefucker, or dickhead. Also used to suggest that one is over reacting in a certain situation.
That asshole-eating jackemo cries his balls out just because his ugly ass hamster died! What a prick!
by anthonyiscrunk July 13, 2007
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The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.
The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.
I tried to teach that JackMonkey to tie his shoes but all he managed to do was get his fingers stuck in knots.
by JM Delif May 20, 2007
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Person1: (He has a nice throwback Bulls jersey, nice air force ones, nice Bulls hat, and a wallet full of paper.)
Person2: (at gunpoint and attempts to pull a jackmove on person 1) "BREAK YOSELF!!!take off all your gear and gimme yo wallet nigga, dis a jackmove foo, give it up mothafucka."
Person2: (at gunpoint and attempts to pull a jackmove on person 1) "BREAK YOSELF!!!take off all your gear and gimme yo wallet nigga, dis a jackmove foo, give it up mothafucka."
by Howard Tan January 6, 2006
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by XxP0wd3rxX November 4, 2011
Get the Johnny-Jackmo mug.The act of killing the last person or people left in a Fortnite town, causing you to get all the loot with minimal effort.
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Get the The Ye Old Switcheroonie Jackmove mug.To eject a seemingly extra object from one's bicycle in an attempt to make it more aerodynamic or lighter.
Not to be confused with accidentally ejecting one's nutrition.
Not to be confused with accidentally ejecting one's nutrition.
Triathlete 1: Did you see that guy JackMott his water bottle?
Triathlete 2: That's Jack Mott - he's obsessed with all things aero, so he must think that JackMotting his between-the-aerobars nutrition will make him more aerodynamic.
Triathlete 1: Even 5 minutes into the race? I don't know...this is Captex '11...a notoriously tough race.
Triathlete 2: We'll see how he does.
Triathlete 2: That's Jack Mott - he's obsessed with all things aero, so he must think that JackMotting his between-the-aerobars nutrition will make him more aerodynamic.
Triathlete 1: Even 5 minutes into the race? I don't know...this is Captex '11...a notoriously tough race.
Triathlete 2: We'll see how he does.
by Slowtwitcher November 27, 2011
Get the JackMott mug.A fearsome critter resembling a jack rabbit with antelope horns and a pheasant's tail. It is said to yoddle after lonely cowboys. Contraction of ''jack rabbit'' + ''antelope''.
Did you hear that, Cassidy? It sounds like a jackelope. Reminds me of the hodag we saw the other day.
by Knighshade July 11, 2004
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