jackamo

Cross between a jackass and a moron.

The presidential debate is just a couple of jackamos bickering.

by stark palestine February 25, 2009

Jackamo

Suave fellow, handsome lady lover, flirt, lady's man

That boy's gonna be a Jackamo when he grows up

by runohmuck August 19, 2011

jackamo

Someone who doesn't play hockey very well, and is not the brightest candle on the cake. See buttmonkey

That jackamo is a silly poon.

by MBR May 17, 2003

Jackamo

A jackamo is a person who is a jack as*.

Joe is such a jackamo!

by Bob te ta builder October 26, 2010

Jackamo

Jackamo is that stupid battle card game that children play.

"Psychodrive, you imbecile! These are Jackamo cards!"
"What-amo?"
"JACKAMO! It's that... Stupid battle card game that children play..."

by ElMoss August 24, 2009

Jackamo!

When you are widely considered as smart & funny.

Olivia wishes she could be Jackamo!

by Trevor Boris August 12, 2007

JackMonkey

1. An unfathomable moron
The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.

I tried to teach that JackMonkey to tie his shoes but all he managed to do was get his fingers stuck in knots.

by JM Delif May 20, 2007