JackMott 

To eject a seemingly extra object from one's bicycle in an attempt to make it more aerodynamic or lighter.

Not to be confused with accidentally ejecting one's nutrition.

Triathlete 1: Did you see that guy JackMott his water bottle?
Triathlete 2: That's Jack Mott - he's obsessed with all things aero, so he must think that JackMotting his between-the-aerobars nutrition will make him more aerodynamic.
Triathlete 1: Even 5 minutes into the race? I don't know...this is Captex '11...a notoriously tough race.
Triathlete 2: We'll see how he does.

JackMott by Slowtwitcher November 27, 2011

jackpotting around 

Term popularized by Utah Jazz coach Jerry Sloan referring to goofing around, taking bad shots, trying to be flashy, and/or not paying attention.

"I was satisfied with the team's performance overall. Deron did a good job finding his teammates and everyone did a great job of getting to the basket. No one was jackpotting around out there."

jackpotting around by brentman87 April 22, 2008

jackpotting 

V. doing something that you should not... or using an implement for a purpose other then its intended purpose. Jackpotting always result in someone getting hurt and or something getting broken

"billy get off the roof of that car and stop jackpotting!"

jackpotting by Alliebabowa December 5, 2007

jackpotted

Allowing something to build and then dumping it on someone all at once. Often this is a workplace discipline issue where many minor or even not minor events are allowed to build without notice of violation and then once sufficiently large can be used against an employee all at once to justify a large penalty or termination. Can also be used in an emotional sense in the instance of a lover or family member who at one time recites all the real and perceived misdeeds against them despite having never voiced displeasure previously.

Jack was never told that sitting at his desk one minute late daily was a problem until 6 months into his job his manager jackpotted him with a cumulative 130 minute tardy violation for which he was terminated.

jackpotted by ARegularGuy August 29, 2013

jackmouth 

A person who is in every measure, deficient, unsatisfactory, or incompetent

Denver Broncos QB Jake Plummer is a complete jackmouth

jackmouth by Ricky August 19, 2004

Jackpotting 

Sexual practice in which elderly folk perform surprise anal sex on others whilst they lean over a slot machine at a casino. Often this is facilitated by the receiver leaning on a walker.

"Herbert, let's head down to the Aisle of Capri Casino this Saturday for the buffet and some Jackpotting."

Jackpotting by LeechBucket December 18, 2011

Jackpotting 

The action of taking a dump on the ground next to a toilet rather than in the toilet itself. It is customary to call out any identifiable item of which there are three or more contained in the jackpot.

1) Let's get out of here, someone is jackpotting in the bathroom.
2) James Franco is jackpotting in the bathroom again, he called out triple plum... I guess it's better than triple bars.

Jackpotting by Thingskidssay July 4, 2017