An over-da-counter med dat brings blessed relief from stress-headaches caused by all of da brainless people in yer life. Caution: use only as directed --- side-effects from overuse include YOUR becoming a clueless blithering idiot, also.
Da biggest prob wif jackasspirin is dat --- like many mind-and/or-body-altering pharmaceuticals --- it produces a largely-identical condition if a person takes too much of it as he'd experience if he wasn't taking enough; i.e., before he started poppin' pills, he was totally "out of it" due to da mind-numbing effects of da innumerable morons in his life, and now he's similarly stumblin' around in woozy med-hazed bewilderment.
by QuacksO March 2, 2025
Get the jackasspirin mug.adj. Without common sense or the slightest trace of intelligence. Two steps beyond asinine. Often used in the context of road rage, as the multisyllabic nature demands more energy to say, thus releasing additional stress in its expression.
I can't believe that idiot just pulled right out in front of me like he was in a huge hurry, and is now going 15 miles below the speed limit! What a jackassinine thing to do!
by Peabody Huxtable Junior Jackson II June 5, 2007
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