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jack rose 

the best guy in the world, thinks muse are amzing..... which they are and is naturally cool
Omg Muse !!!!
jack rose by annon March 22, 2004

Jack and Rose 

(Noun) When your date dies before the night is over
Things were going great with Ken last night but then he fell in a pool and drowned. It was a total jack and rose

Jack and Rose 

When you take a shit and one turd floats and the other sinks.
Mike: Dude I took a massive Jack and Rose this morning. I shouldn't have ate those old hot dogs.

Nick: Gnarley bro!
Jack and Rose by Salva_tora December 29, 2013

Jack and Rose

When a man drops a floater in the toilet, then artfully distributes two deposits of ejaculate onto the stool. The stool forms the raft, and the deposits depict the two struggling lovers in the aftermath of the titanic accident.
Stuart has just retired to the restroom for a "Jack and Rose".
Jack and Rose by DancyKipling September 17, 2026

Jack rosenau 

Very strange individual and kinda weird
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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