jack me off

jack me off is what a guy tells his jack-off squire to do as he lies back, arms up under his head, and says, Go for it ! ... and take your time!

Since I'm Matt's jack-off squire, I often hear him say "jack me off".

by USAF Cadet August 15, 2021

Are you jacking me off?

Saying used when someone says something you don’t believe in. Referencing slang for male masterbation.

Ryan - Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself.
Jake - Are you jacking me off?
Ryan - Bro , there is so much evidence

by jakezeller January 9, 2020

used when someone brags about something or says somehitng that makes them sound like a comlete dousche.

by deke December 18, 2003

"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.

by eda-skip November 24, 2021