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Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.
Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

jack me off faggot

used when someone brags about something or says somehitng that makes them sound like a comlete dousche.
I got a 95 on my final. Jack me off faggot.
jack me off faggot by deke December 18, 2003

Jack n the Box me Off 

Sexual act:I was with my girlfriend this weekend, I was really horny and asked her if she could jack n the box me off.

Egging your opponent while playing a video game: Hey! u suck!! why dont you jack n the box me off too!!
Jack n the Box me Off by JYW1 January 4, 2011

Jack Meoff 

Jack Meoff by Jack Meoff April 21, 2003

jackmeoff 

word used to fool cop
jackmeoff by Patrick November 25, 2004